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Congrats on your daughter's christening.
Um,
My bladder's as big as your betrayal!
Hang up, you little bitch!
(sighs)
TED: Robin,
but that doesn't sound at all like my Barney.
I mean, that making-of documentary?
This is just about sex.
Quiet. He can hear you.
And where's the worst abuser of my generosity, Barney?
absolutely not.
Your mom's a piece.
about leaky faucets or open hydrants,
Oh, you don't know.
most clearly staged for my benefit thing ever.
(knocking) MICKEY: Hey, Lil,
David Lee Roth's autobiography?
Over-correction.
What are you doing here, Lily?
Next round's on me.
(sighs)
What do you mean?
But I'm trapped in Barney's living room closet.