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It's beautiful. Mm.
Please tell me this is about my drinking.
LILY: Our apartment is so crowded these days,
"To the best wingman ever.
He's coming! Everyone shut up!
Mrs. Gooding said
Where is Ted?
So, any advice?
(knocking at door)
(knocking)
to get women to sleep with me.
Like...
didn't have enough edge?
I'm just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree.
(phone beeps) Hold on, Marshall's calling me on the other line.
Where did you find that?
You were a cowboy?
The Ted Mosby Store is officially closed.
Doesn't everyone deserve to be happy?
I know it's hard to think of your mom as a woman with needs,
I need some air.
Oh, no.
I don't get a minute to myself!
I even found a list of every dirty way
Oh, no way, Barney's my honey bear.
Yes, it is.
If you don't believe me, ask my ex-friend Stuart.
I don't recall borrowing that.
Kind of busy right now, Marshall.
I understand.
Breast milk.
No, my wife was Wonder Woman.
(sighing)