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I'll take it.
(sighs)
We'll get to the grotto one day, my pet.
You'll come with me to Bernie Man?
Hey.
No, it was right on Ted's fire escape like you said.
That Barney-and-Patrice thing is so bogus.
We can kill them. (laughs)
Well, he has a book of plays he uses
What? Why?
my wife is having an affair with your husband.
I'm calling in The Wolf.
I wish there was some way we could get back at them.
What if I told you I was looking at
You should never say that.
Look, I'm just tired of people borrowing things
(beeps, hisses)
what's next, birthday gifts?
Okay, Barney is so not for real about Patrice.
Robin, you're a doll for worrying about me,
He needs an intervention.
And I think he's out with Patrice.
I got your purse. (whispering): Oh, Ted, you're the best!
What do you need?
You just think it's gross because it's your parent.
Oh...
Intervention.
to pump milk for Marvin.
actually kind of nice.
that his "funny fish names" stand-up act
Robin, after everything we've seen,
But you know what?
Mine, too!
Just returning Ted's boots I borrowed for Halloween.
Describe them.
(hissing)
No, it's Robin.
including the reunion specials.
(gasping)
Um, Robin, after you rejected Barney,
Bon Jovi is literally standing next to a sign
Nope, I'm done. Bye, Robin.
Yep, there is not one reason to leave this apartment