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from when I ran for treasurer in high school?
No, my Cleveland, Ohio, Chamber of Commerce
Who's Mama's big boy?
But seriously, Jon Bon Jovi is downstairs.
so she'll believe me.
Wait. Is that my mini-cooler?!
Hey, uh, Lil, feel free to disregard that
Lily, can I ask you
your red cowboy boots right now?
Although it was better than his Chris Rock rip-off.
when we found out about you two.
about to be savagely cut up by my pocketknife!
you never return them.
I guess I just don't notice that kind of stuff.
in the couch cushions you're sleeping on,"
Sure.
Do you know what that sound is, Ted?
What do you mean, "keep trying"?
And I couldn't help but notice you chugged that Super Big Gulp.
(scoffs)
Yeah, I'm keeping that.
Why can't you just let them be happy?
A trout with a daughter has one job.
She has your mini-cooler.
(belches)
Challenge accepted.
to get back out there and meet a nice man.