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Don't worry, the suction's fine,
If it's "Did somebody put gravel
But my dad is here nannying all the time.
He's coming! Everyone shut up!
in St. Cloud's idea of romance is taking me ice fishing.
No! I'm never coming out!
He's clearly trying to get back at me
What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
No, you hang up first.
Even for a week.
and never returning them.
Uh, no. Only the person getting the intervention sits down.
There is.
Hey, Mom.
It was an honest mistake.
You have no idea.
BARNEY: Patrice, can you grab my computer from the bedroom?
You know, Marshall, you've been in there for a while now.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but...
and not sound so creepy.
LILY: That does happen, like Ted.
Bummer, I guess she can't stay with us.
You sure it isn't my landlady, Mrs. Takahashi?
(knocking)
(cell phone buzzes)
he has a kick-ass couch,
Oh, hey, buddy, can we borrow your air mattress?
MARSHALL: Who's "he"?!
I know.