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Now, who will it be? Hm?
It used to be a sweet deal.
But you Can stop him? Matt Keiser Picked Me
If you'd like to stop by the Double Deuce sometime, I can buy you a coffee if you...
- Brad Wesley. - Dalton.
I said one beer, senor.
♪ Every time I look at you ♪
♪ It will fit you like a glove ♪
And three: Be nice.
How d'you like that, Kung Fu?
You're gonna have a lot of pain when you get older.
♪ Play in a travellin' band ♪
♪ Sh-boom, sh-boom ♪
I sure , I did .
The Double Douche
Dalton...
(♪ Band starts playing Hoochie Coochie Man ♪)
Well Thanks .
The name is Daulton.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
(sings along) ♪ Oh, life could be a dream ♪
What if they call my momma a whore
Chris: It's my way or the highway.
You've gotten rich off the people in this town.
(cheering)
Where are you gonna go from here?
You boys know that. That's why he's working as a bartender.
- Sit down! - Come on, Dalton. You and me right now.
What's this all about anyway?
- (glass smashes) - (woman) Hey!
What do you say you and me get nipple to nipple?
Christ, JC Penny is coming here because of me ask anybody they'll tell you
A Polar Bear fell on me..
The name is Dalton
Maybe I ought to kick your ass.
Argh!
Drinking and having a good time.
Just a little mistake, that's all.
- So, why'd you stay on? - Oh, I fell for the place.
Get up! Motherfucker!
Hey, there's a fight out back!
What if someone calls my mama a whore?
Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse it don't belong!
How's it going, mijo?
♪ You'll love me and I'll love you ♪
A POLAR BEAR FELL ON ME
- Memphis has nothing to do with it. - Bullshit!
Christ, JC Penney is coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you.
OK. So here we are, let's go.
♪ Would let them hold you ♪
(cheering)
(glass smashes)
I see you.... I'm watching you.....
Oh, man! It's a mean scene around here, man.
♪ When the night comes falling ♪
And I thought the views would be bigger
♪ It's the end of the chase ♪
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Don't come back, peckerhead.
Good Boy .
Come on, man. Get your hands off me.
I'm gonna kill you the old-fashioned way.
Since when ?
I know you.
You lost your faith, Strodenmire.
Morgan, nice to see ya.
(man) Bring on the real band!
HELLO GUYS
I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.
(♪ Runaround Sue plays on jukebox ♪)
♪ Come on, come on, baby ♪
Mind your own business Tahoe!
If you need anything - anything - you just let me know.
You're history.
Might as well be you.
(wolf-whistling)
- I'll give you a local. - No, thank you.
But you Can stop him? Matt Keiser Picked Me
Nobody ever wins a fight.
Well, I'll take it.
Well, it was a good night. Nobody died.
Happen to be in the neighbourhood, huh?
Shit. I heard of you.
- This is a Sears credit card. - Beverly, Agnes.
My name is Tilghman.
♪ Where my letters to you are burning ♪
They said I was lucky.
SHES A RUNNER!
But I'm on my break !
Prepare to Die
♪ And if you ♪
2001. Recess: School's Out, Pokémon 3: The Movie, Shrek, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Osmosis Jones, Monsters Inc, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.
Can I talk to you for a minute?