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(siren)
♪ Burning from wanting you ♪
Gee, I've never heard that before.
We've been looking all over for you.
All right, y'all, we'll be back in ten. We gotta drain the main vein. Stick around.
Julius isn’t here today Good riddance. He’s of weak constitution
♪ If you love me, buy me a big TV ♪
Tunisian nightclub patrons to Zied:
- I thought you said you were all right. - I'm fine.
Break it up!
What's the matter?
(man burps)
Yeah. He raised me after my parents died. That's why I came back here.
♪ When the night comes falling ♪
I was a transgender , once .
Here's one for you
I never thought you'd turn on me, too.
He was in better shape.
Oh, thank you.
♪ When the night comes falling ♪
(groans in pain)
You are the bouncers. I am the cooler.
- Sorry, we're closed. - Then what are these people doin' here?
Jesus.
Um, man's search for faith. That sort of shit.
Don't mean to bust up the party, but my shift starts in a couple of hours.
You're right. Jimmy!
- I'm sorry, boss. - I hate a man who can't admit he's wrong.
And to protect my investment, I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.
It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you.
From now on he's in charge of all the bar business. What he says goes.
The boys and I heard you were coming into town.
Why won't you look me in the eye?
♪ Lightning ♪
I'm telling you straight.
Now, you're not mad at me about that, are you?
I can call a friend in Springfield who works with the FBI.
Come on. What do you think this is, a rest home?
- Who is that guy? - Gentlemen, Wade Garrett.
♪ When the night comes falling ♪
By God, you're a put-together woman.
Guess not.
Mr Tilghman has changed his mind. And that's all you need to know, son.
What?
(laughs) Sometimes I'm not as smart as I'd like to be.
- You see anything, Pete? - No, I didn't see anything.
Ain't gonna kill you.
- I can't. - What do you mean, you can't?
Remember that blonde? Whew! She could suck-start a Harley.
And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here.
- If they like me. - You wouldn't steal 'em, would you?
- Thanks. - No problem.
You're all fucked up, aren't you?
Damn boy! I thought you were gooood
Well thanks. .
Got it.
You're just not too realistic.
Now, this. This is the new Double Deuce.
Hey, hotshot...
Olá eu sou a Sandy, você gostaria de subir comigo no pé de açaí?
Yeah!
Mr Wesley wants to see you.
♪ From the sky ♪
Nice old guy.
Cos you're a bleeder. You bleed too much.
How do you explain that?
I can do that without you.
They risked their lives to save a no-good draft dodger like Red Webster.
Roadhouse
♪ When the night comes falling ♪
♪ That I got ♪
JC Penny is coming here because of me!
Actually , I'll be become her husband .
♪ Yearning from wanting you ♪
And you're not?
(sirens get closer, tyres screech to a halt)
I don't think so.
Fuck em theyre brothers
D'you always carry your medical records with you?
- Looks like a knife wound. - Like I said.
♪ For all eternity ♪
You're too stupid to have a good time.