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But I'm on my break Stay on it
♪ With disaster ♪
Our kids at school
There you are.
You go through a bottle every 30 minutes, you skim the till for six shots a bottle.
You got the scar.
I hate this place.
Yes , I did .
Dalton, Red's place is on fire!
Ft Gordon: Prepare to die You: Cant I just do extra CQ?
♪ You will see me in good time ♪
No, sir.
Yo.
Somebody has to do it.
(man screams) Charge!
You can die or you can kill the motherfucker.
He's Great Coming Out OF The Gate But Not Much For Stamina
Bullshit!
You got a skinny little runt named Sweden workin’ here?
Christ, the blue jays are coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you.
Get this piece-of-shit coward out of here.
Well, it was a good night. Nobody died.
But it's amazing what you can get used to, huh?
- What's going on, mijo? - Hey, hey. How you doin', buddy?
Oh, yes, you are. Let's go. Now!
♪ It's not what you say It's what you do ♪
These work?
- Well, when do I expect you... - Don't. I'll get there.
Pretty soon I'm gonna have to start charging that bum rent.
Happy Birthday, Jean!
Bullshit!
This is my town.
(♪ Blue Monday by Bob Seger ♪)
Now we take care of each other.
Actually when I in love with demi Moore and she's will be my wife .
(applause and cheering)
No. It's a noun intended to elicit a prescribed response.
I'd be fine if you'd get off of me.
(distant siren)
Brian: It's my way or the highway.
Hey, hey!
Emmet!
Thanks, Ernie.
♪ If you love me, baby, pay the rent ♪
♪ They are burning ♪
Cody. Later.
Oh, terrific. Hope you're gonna clean that place up. Bad element over there.
I got somebody I want you to meet.
i can't listen to that crap. it's got no heart.
Frank Tilghman.
♪ I'm on the road again... ♪
What the hell is wrong with you, Brad? Have you lost your mind?
Let's go, Jimmy.
I fucking knew it.
.
I'm shy.
♪ Cos if I did, I would surely ♪
Too many 40 year old adolescents
Don't you forget it.
What, you wanna kiss and make up?
Christ, I'm just like you. I came up the hard way, from the streets of Chicago.
The name is Otwell
Son of a bitch! ♪
(♪ All My Ex's Live in Texas by George Strait plays on jukebox ♪)
And you know why? Because I like you.
...if I owned a bar and wanted to clean it up...
Are you always better than they are?
I should have let you go, Jimmy.
That dog won't hunt.
We're out of here.
(Otis Ridding) ♪ These arms of ♪
Kid here got his head cracked.
Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.
Bye God, he's great of the gate, but not much for stamina...
Being called a liar isn’t personal?
Take this lady someplace where it's a little more romantic. Let's go.
(gunshot)
What's the matter, you chicken dick? What are you afraid of? Me?
Now try it again. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man who's untruthful.
♪ And I, I, I need ♪
I didn't say that.
1, 2, 3, 4.
You ever heard of a band named Brad Wesley?
Get outta here!
The Name Is Spiegelman
(♪ Knock on Wood ♪)
The NameIs Spiegelman
This is your place?
- Glad to see you. - Good to see you.
Well, Mr Dalton, you may add nine staples to your dossier of 31 broken bones...