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It's not about the lie, it's about where the lie takes you.
But also kind of made of wood and steel.
What about Ruth?
I'm a seven.
Thank you.
All right. So, it goes a little something like this.
the devil gets all the best lines.
I love points.
Oh, fuck me!
Hey, look, I know it was tough today. All right?
- Talented. - [giggles]
Hey!
- [Jenny] Yeah. Get it, girl. - [Dawn] Come on, Carmen!
Light of day.
Maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife.
Are you done? 'Cause some of us like to work.
All right, um...
[Rhonda] Thank God it's Friday!
of a gorgeous, successful, pregnant woman?
You know, anything that makes it look like we might just pull this thing off.
- Put your muzzle to the ground. - Okay, can... Can everyone just be nice?
Oh, no. We both haven't worked in a while,
- No, what is that? - Okay, okay.
She was kicked in the stomach by her Guatemalan swim coach
- You trying to fuck this up, too? - Come on. I gave you another job.
- What the fuck am I doing? - Just come down, check it out for an hour.
Get ready.
I am the Cézanne of bullshit artists.
- That's pretty clear. - If you keep doing what you did today,
No. Kick.
That's good.
there'd be circumstances, there'd be characters, right? Legacy?
Who are you?
Where's your friend?
- I don't think you're allowed to do that. - Well, I need to chill the fuck out
[Rhonda] Mm-hmm.
Please, as if you worked with De Palma.
Are you already high?
We need a better assailant.
Come in the ring, join us.
Yes.
Um... Oh, also, uh...
No one passed it to me, and I've been waiting because I'm polite.
[Sam] Hey.