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and those soap writers didn't count on you having brains.
What kind of woman were you before you lost everything?
Shit, that was a disaster. Let me try again, I can do better.
Thank you, that's great advice. I'll just, uh...
So, we need to pick up Randy from my parents' house,
You're on a soap?
You came by, did a little skit at my gym the other day.
Fuck! Am I having a miscarriage?
Great. Now it's time for the big move.
- [Cherry] Let's see what you got. - [Melrose] Okay.
- Am I having a miscarriage? - All right...
- So, you're gonna leave him? - Why, you wanna have sex with him, too?
Again, can you keep my business to yourself?
Now, slouch. [whispers] Submit.
the color of shit.
- four fries... - [Melrose] Five.
Okay, ladies, back to the Isle of Lesbos!
I'm gonna take a piss first. So, why don't you guys stretch it out?
It's fucking fake.
I know, I know, I lied.
You're blood in the water.
A lockup, it's kind of like dancing when you first start, so...
You're smart. You're ambitious...
When I point at you,
What animal would kick a pregnant woman in the belly?
♪ Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop ♪
that will ruin not one life, not two lives,
- Who wants to go first? - [Melrose clears throat]
Crap, I can do it better. Can I go one more time?
and then, boom, Sleeping Beauty.
No.
telling you your ass is too fat at the same time he's trying to grope it.
The point is I could've died.
you tell me your name,
It's like a belly flop, but on your back.
[Melrose] Oh, my God, it hurts!
Sorry, um...