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about your mom giving me a hand job.
- I don't blame 'em. - Neither do I.
black hair, glasses, oval face.
# Know that you are #
The weather's nice, isn't it?
Never in my wildest imagination...
Oh my GOD! I wrote a hit tweet!
And please apologize to what's-his-name for me.
She died when I was seven.
- Hi, Mom. - How are you, honey?
"We're putting you on what we call... sudden death academic probation."
I don't know, Bert.
I just put that up as a joke. That's probably...
Max? Care to try it?
Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year?
Yeah.
- This is gonna look stupid. - No, it's not. It's gonna look real.
That's the first thing he's said in ten days.
I'm, uh, sorry you couldn't make it to our little groundbreaking the other day.
One footnote.
People be trying to kill you. Are you talkin'...
- Look, Serpico, if you agree to testify in open court... - No!
I'm sorry. Can I use your phone?
Are you his messenger?
- No. - Hang on.
UN LOCK IT!!!!!!
Please return my call on my voice mail: Grover Cleveland High School, extension 23.
Yes, it's true, but piranhas are a very tricky species.
# Be walking a long and lonely mile #
What's that you're painting?
Do you think you want to keep it for a while? Mm-hmm.
- Too late now. - Officers Brooks and Donovan...
I thought it would, but it didn't.
Could I please see a list of all the people...
Tell me what happened.
Then I hear...
He says she gave him a hand job in the backseat of her bloody Jaguar.
Ready Demolition, Tucson, Arizona?
But I've been out to sea for a long time.
- Do we get to have an assistant around here?
- Over ten million? - Yeah, I guess so.
- Well, what sort of person does something like that?
Hi, Max.
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.
Thank you.
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
- "The secret"? - Yeah.
I was just telling Mr. Calloway the other day how fortunate we are...
Sic transit gloria. Glory fades.
I guess she got sick.
It's been nice having your company here at the shop, Max.
when the fighting stops.
I'm being sued for divorce.
Why?
- # To come out of somewhere # - Hello.
Look, I made a mistake, all right? It didn't make any difference anyway.
What, are you crazy?
What are you doing seventh period, Margaret Yang?
What Rushmore needs is an aquarium...
# Will steal your heart away #
but it got blown off a long time ago.
- What do you think you're doing? - Getting the check.
and I didn't catch this young gentleman's name.
Take dictation, please.
And they're canceling Latin.
So help me God.
We're putting you on what we call "sudden death academic probation".
Yeah, I was in the shit.
Have a seat.
You got it.
- He's right over there! - Max!
May I see the back, please?
TAKE DICTATION, PLEASE
when he came to visit England when I was 13 and he went to Rushmore.
# In the midnight moonlight I'll #
- Hey, George. - So how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?
Nice to meet you, Dirk.
"O.R." They?
# Of velvet to the sky #
- How much are you worth, by the way? - I don't know.
You're a married man, Blume,
Well, where is he?
I don’t give a shit.
- What for? - To apologize, I think.
- I just got hit by a car. - Oh, my God. Are you okay?