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of the two unassigned variables.
My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne.
that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross.
# Ooh la la #
And C: Well, he smashed up your bicycle,
What are you talking about, Buchan?
# Forgiven, forgiven Forgiven, forgiven Forgiven, forgiven #
It's too late.
You got it
# No, never, never, never #
Take it easy, Max.
- Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Blume. - What can I do for you?
Showboat. Always talkin'.
I'd have shot you in the other ear,
Hey, I'm letting it go, but don't say it doesn't matter.
- Peter.
# But love is blind and you soon will find #
I don't know.
I don't know. What's the point?
- No, what? - No, I'm not gonna testify.
- Would you like me to pass you the creamer, Doc?
It entails that if you fail another class,
Nigger, you’re the crazy one
She's my Rushmore, Max.
Was that Latin?
I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize...
or need help with Dirk or anything like that.
- I really liked your play. It was really cool.
Do you think he recognized me?
# You can't hold out #
Hello, Mr. Blume.
My safety's Harvard.
Oh, that? Don't worry about that.
Well, he's not gonna like the sound of that.
And what does that entail?
A trip to the museum or something?
- Fifteen sticks? - Yes, please.
Now Mr. Fischer was my father's name. Call me Bert, please.
Well, I guarantee you she's not, and she never will be.
I know about you and the teacher.
# You are forgiven #
How much extra credit is it worth?
I’m a little bit lonely these days
That's a... a jellyfish.
Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
Do you think you can make a go of it and settle down at Grover Cleveland?
hammerheads, piranhas, giant squid, octopi...
# Am I back in your arms #
- Hello. - That's kid's gonna burn this place down.
How would you describe it to your friends?
I ain't even here, Sergeant.
Hey, Mr. Blume. Hey, it's Max Fischer.
# Sweet #
I'll send him a box of candy.
But moving on: They're gonna cancel Latin.
did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
You've got a way with words.
Excuse me, gentlemen. Hey, lay off the chips, Buchan.
# I found out I was wrong She just kept on lying #
I want you to meet someone.
# Again #
- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
- Hmm. - I know, I know.
You better believe it.
who've checked out this book in the past year?
but I'm no elitist.
Hello, Dirk.
Goddamn it. He's supposed to be here.
I just wanted to introduce myself.
Maybe you ought to go visit him.
Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out...
- Someone coming out of the building. - I've got something!
- But we're friends. - Yes, and that's all we're going to be.
That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality Award.
- So you've changed your mind, and you want the job? - No.
What's all that shite?
and you're supposed to be his friend.
I'm sorry I love your friend instead of you, but...
Did you turn in your paper on the Berlin Airlift?
- You were the one that ordered him a whiskey and soda.