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Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
Yeah. I was president of them.
What's this all about?
Bravo Company, this is Tango 7. Do you copy?
War does funny things to men.
I just didn't expect to see you here.
# I thought he was a bitter man #
but I couldn't get it done over at Rushmore.
Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner.
He hates himself.
Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion.
that I've never met anyone like you.
Semper Fi Soldier... Semper Fi
He's about five foot three, 112 pounds,
Attraction doesn't enter into it.
Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!
Max, I like being a barber. I'm good at it.
I want you to meet a friend of mine. Peter Flynn, Max Fischer.
- Yeah, it's him. - It's Snowman.
Despicable Me (2010) Hop (2011) The loxax (2012) Despicable Me 2 (2013) Minions (2015) The secret life of pets (2016) Sing (2016)Sing 2 (2021) Minions the rise of gru (2022)
# And that comes as no surprise to me #
- This is private property! You're trespassing!
See you next time.
Come on, Dirk.
What did you ever do?
- but I think I know... - What do you mean?
So I'm not sweating it either.
Okay.
- I know you were. - Although, I will say...
I don't think she's right for you, Max. "
"Is nothing sacred?"
Yeah, I know he did.
Either Ronny or Donny.
I hope you will attend, if possible.
Indefinitely.
Come work for me.
My father may only be a doctor, but we manage.
# And every time I do #
I notice you don't have a fencing team.
These are O.R. scrubs.
I'm sorry, can I use your phone? I just got hit by a car.
# End at last #
Did you see her?
I don't know.
Max, you want to take it away?
How did I hurt your feelings?
I'd love to, except I've already got a previous obligation to attend to.
Janet, Max Fischer. Is Mr. Blume there?
- You fucking cocksucker... - Hey, break it up. Break it up.
Oh, yeah. And with friends like you, who needs friends?
This is my baseball diamond.
Unlock it!
- Hey, Ronny. Hey, Donny. How you guys... - Get in the back. I said, "Shotgun".
How did your mother die?
I think you just gotta find something you love to do,
Um... you were in the neighborhood?
# Come on, baby #
Nice landing.
Did you invite that kid to your party?
I guess we both have dead people in our families.
And my mother read it and felt I should go to Rushmore.
Is that for me?
He's from Scotland.
Fischer!
I got those at Rushmore.
Um... your speech was excellent.
# 'Cause there's nothing in this world #
Could I see you without your glasses on, please?
- Let's have a truce for a second. - Wait! Truce! Truce!
# Shootin' lines #