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Second grade. A little one act about Watergate.
Well, he's dead now.
Possible candidates for Kite Flying Society.
You see, we only thought we were going to be three,
- What time is it, Alan? - 1:15.
But don't worry. Come on, Herman.
"O.R." You
Excuse me.
Free for graduation, Herman? Perhaps you could give us an encore.
being sued… for divorce*
Will you marry me, Le-Chahn?
- # Forgiven # - # You, baby, forgiven #
# Here comes my baby #
- Can I ask you a question? - Of course.
# I am waiting #
# I wish that I knew what I know now #
I'm sorry, did someone say my name?
Excellent. That was excellent.
she's sweet, but she's fucked-up.
Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now.
I remain your friend, Max Fischer.
Nihilo sanctum estne?
Best play ever man
# 'Cause there's nothing in this world #
- That was totally improvised. - I know.
The killing's gotta stop, esse. It's getting too loco.
# When I was younger #
Hmm? What did you say?
I never had it like this where I grew up.
I never took you for an informer, Max.
the... the truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea...
Yeah, I know. She was mine too.
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days.
Picking a kid like Dirk because his mother's a great piece, and then getting nowhere.
And you read it, and you gave me a scholarship, didn't you?
Well, tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
- Well, last year, he tried to raise piranhas.
I'm in charge of the committee, if you can believe it.
- One-twelves! - Excuse me, Mr. Blume. Nice talking to you.
How did he die, by the way?
- Thank you. - Hello.
He thinks your mom's good for a bonk.
Maybe we'll meet again someday...
It's your stepfather, waiting for your mom so that he can get a piece.
Well, I think you did your best.
Let's wait a few minutes.
Hold still for a moment, okay?
She's not coming, is she?
Little Calloway.
And I should mind my own business.
So, who gave you the shiner?
I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass.
Well, well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
Oh, these are glorious. I'll put them in some water.
# When you want her lips you get her cheek #
- That is why my skin... - Excuse me.
- How are you, Rosemary? - I'm fine, thanks.
- We went to Harvard together. - Oh, that's great.
Can you do an Australian accent?
I’m married to the sea
Sorry I'm late.
Because you're such a good friend.
Oh, that's right. He's doing his new play.
I saved red robster, what did you ever do?
- Would you care to dance? - Oh, yes, I would love to.
I'm sorry, Margaret.
I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner.
Or maybe I could give you a hand job. Would that put an end to all of this?
- # You are forgiven # - # You are forgiven #
I might want to take a dip after I have dinner and hit the bar.
You almost got the "A".
That was all bullshit, wasn't it?
...about you're gonna get rid of your gun?
Dr. Guggenheim had a stroke.
# Know you're forgiven #
# Actin' the fool ##
Hi, I'm Margaret Yang. I'm in Mrs. Whitney's class.
- Alan's got the birds for your approval. - I'll take the green one.