Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

I'd appreciate your input.

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating.

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Make me rise an hour early JUST LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Gettin' Horny Now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals