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Oh, this is Abbas, our liaison.
This isn't just about me.
First of all, the talks in Israel went so well
and how we rescued you and gave you warm nuts.
Are you kidding? I'm never gonna sleep again.
Should I go and see if there's any chatter about this on the press plane?
Good. How do I look?
They detained me an extra day because of you.
I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting.
To her. That's obvious.
I like what I'm seeing, all right?
(Groans) So...
Some people might think that the American government
Because, I mean, obviously I so respect you, Ben,
Not lobbying. No, that'd be illegal.
Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back.
No one told me that.
And I'm proud to have the president...
I will not let you down.
The first thing that's gonna happen once the president lands
- No, no, get him the press clippings. - Yeah.
the man with all the booze holds the cards.
Well, there's women here you can do that to if you wanted.
- No. - Okay.
Maybe he's bitten off his tracking device.
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you better cheer ♪
Though these days we use the more inclusive LGBTQ.
Tired?
People are now comparing me to Nixon, I heard, right?
- Gary: Uh-uh. - I'm gonna redo my kitchen.
Gary, I want some champagne.
So just please accept our compulsory hospitality.
- Get out. - No, come in. You get out.
President Meyer has ended her 10-day world tour with a surprise visit to Iran.
- No. - But maybe.
which really made you stand out.
- Yeah, yeah. I know. - Stay on your toes, buddy.
Are you seriously detaining me again?
You don't look good, man.
Probably means you.
Yeah. (chuckles)
No.
Okay. Great, yeah.
Why in the name of pixelated fuck
- Great. Great. - Besties.
- Mm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're in a tea totalitarian state.
Hi, Jonah. Jason proposed and I said yes.
(laughs) Well, let's get you going.
(Both laugh)
- Yeah, wouldn't that be terrible? - Mm-hmm.