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- (Lars whines) - Aw, he got scared.
We're going on a double date with our new couple friends.
BOB: Oh, God. There are people sitting
(snorts) Grow up, buddy. Come on.
It says "B equals 8."
Yeah, I want to go to the ladies' room.
Oh, matzo brain soup.
Can we press it now? Just kidding. Kinda.
Uh-oh. Oh, God.
- Jimmy Jr., close your eyes. - Okay.
Yeah. We gave him our credit card when we got here.
And...
- Oh, thanks. I mean... - Yeah.
Wait, you want to go on one of those train things?
But my psychic says I definitely do,
I know you told me not to complain, and I'm not...
I've never gotten a text from anybody else.
Handy over the candy.
♪ Like tonics and gins ♪
"Dear Prisoner,
you were a nightmare couple, but it was a joke.
Crazy idea: Should we skip dessert
- Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, yeah, it's already gone.
Uh, it's probably the old fries.
Aw, thanks for the seat, Lars.
LINDA (on TV): You ready to flush the poopy, sweetie?
Bob, stick your hand down the toilet.
- Oh, that sounds, uh... - It is.
you didn't watch a scary movie at our house,
Gene, check the VCR and make sure it's hooked up.
Talk about jumping on a grenade.
You know, you make your little noises and your faces.
Comfort Jimmy Jr. Okay, I'll allow it.
- Tina, please. - Maybe we'll have fun
So I'm gonna swallow this.
The zombie grandma didn't feel anything
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