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Why do you suppose they put toilets under the window?
I don't make fun of you for made-up things you believe.
You were planning this, tricked me into coming here.
Well, we called to settle a little debate that Mr. Addison and I were having.
I'll be done in, probably, two, three hour.
-You should stay here. -It will be nice.
-That's why. -Is he really dead?
And why were we calling the library information?
All right then, let's have it your way.
-What if those guys come? -I'm not waiting here.
I wish I was at home under the covers, warm and dry.
Smart move, 12 million clams pays a lot of ransom.
Trust me. If anybody can work you into a lather, it's me.
No vital signs.
Before you know it, you'll be in a nice, hot steamy shower...
Well, I'm not doing anything for dinner.
They weren't bothering anybody. You made them disperse.
I'm not jumpy. I just don't like people sneaking up on me, that's all.
Is he taking a correspondence course in bad taste?
Every time I want ice for margaritas, I have to confront my mortality.
-What is this, the last act of Hamlet? -What have we got?
Fishnets.
We ought to hold on until we find out what's going on.
-It doesn't mean anything. -Means in a better place.
-What happened? -You got whacked on the head.
Well, gentleman, and I use that word advisedly...
Thank you. We'll come back some other time.
Real old-fashioned shoot-'em-up. And this guy's already embalmed.
Then I asked him if he would like a cup of coffee.
Well, you're not gonna need these anymore.
I don't know. Who ever it was, they were thorough.
Thank you.
-How long's he been like this? -About a half hour.
Agnes was missing her head.
So far, they've ransacked his car, his apartment...
Well, don't give yourself too hard a time.
I've gotta catch up on my paperwork on the Anselmo case.
That is the other half of the lottery ticket.
Are you all right?
As a matter of fact...
-Boy, I hope you're happy. -You expect me to pay your cronies...
David, look.
-Thank you for listening. -I'm a reasonable person.
...with me as your host.
Leave him to the mercy of those fiends, werewolves.
-We can't leave Harry. -Sure we can.
Nurse, you wanna get someone to take these gentlemen down to pathology?