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I'm going to sleep.
- Arthur, I wasn't spying on you. - I know that.
I don't know. I'm a wonderful person.
Most of you know me. Can you blame her? Heh.
Do you know the worst part? The worst part of being me?
Although it won't be easy, because I'll be poor.
This is to marry one girl?
Hat. It's called a hat.
Could you children please allow us our privacy? Please?
This Vermeer just arrived today.
What--? What happened?
Thanks very much. See you later.
Have we met?
- Uh, are you married? - Once. She's alive.
Well, I didn't mean to tell you, but I've got this tumor in my head.
I mean, honestly. Ha-ha-ha.
- She steals ties... - Uh-huh.
It's a magical night.
Good afternoon?
And do you promise never to put that stuff on my face again?
Oh, sure. Heh, heh.
- I love it. - Enjoy it.
Good afternoon.
Here is the address. Perhaps you should attend.
Girls are wonderful.
Why, hello, Mrs. Nesbitt.
It doesn't suck.
Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another.
You may be right. I can't decide.
- Is this it? She's not happy already? - Arthur, Susan loves you.
Well, tell me about yourself.
Yes.
Susan, just the one I wanted to talk to. Nice dress.
- Yeah? - Oh, Linda.
Why don't you forget the moose for a moment?
I think something else would look nice too.
She wants you to give it to Susan.
Ooh.
Mr. Bach, be sure you call me anytime you need the track.
God, I missed. Nineteen.
Slut?
Yeah. I gotta change.
Wednesday night may be difficult for me.
Or do you need to throw up?
- I don't wanna die, Arthur. Arthur. - Oh, no, no, no.
Somebody get me a cop. We need a cop here.
- Yes? - Hobson, this is Arthur.
But if you don't marry Susan, I'll cut you off without a cent.
Good luck in prison.
While our kids are dancing...
- I am Arthur. - I'm Gloria.
Beg your pardon, miss. I'm the security guard in the store.
Another beauty. How does he make a living?
A girl got on the train. Skinny. She gave me a smile.
- Would you like a beer? - I'll be all right, sweetheart. I....
I'm sure you're not gonna want to be a waitress for the rest of your life.
No.
Out! All of you, out!
Have you ever been in love?
- Hey, when do I get a turn? - Shh.
Would you mind if I took you home? I've--
Why Don't You Forget The Moose For A Moment?
- ...I'm going to kill him. - Don't worry about it, Burt.
- Sorry, Linda. I'm sorry. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
- Give me the address! I want the address! - Look, I saw you put a tie in that bag!
So I've been waiting. Every day, I've been doing my hair, and washing my face.
Arthur, don't you get it?
Susan, the one innocent person in all of this has been you. I'm really sorry.
Ahem. Actually, what I had in mind...
And I protect what's mine.
body riseee resorts hi me
...look who's here. The British Tonto.
You've grown up.
It's what I live for.
We might as well tell her, Arthur.
You probably never run out of ice your whole life. Ha.
Rhode Island
lucaaaaa ohhh lucaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Look how he stopped smiling. My father. It's his birthday.
You just wanted to go home.
However...
It's not so bad.