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Fish all bathe together. Although they do tend to eat one another.
Did you whistle a lot? I mean, I find I whistle.
Come in.
Tell her that Chief Inspector Flanigan from Homicide is here.
- Why? - Please.
You can do anything with your life that you want to.
You'd better watch out You'd better
Nice place. I like a living room you can land a plane in.
I fell out of the godamned car!
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
Please get my drink. After all, we're going to the bar.
- Why do you think Pancho loves you? - Well, thank you.
Can I come in? Don't you hate Perry's wife?
- Susan. - Yes, Arthur?
Good luck in prison
Yes.
Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you.
- Actually, Susan is a very nice girl. - Very nice.
And you're engaged.
- Then I won't spit. - Good. None of the best people do.
Of course.
You shouldn't hear this.
Linda?
Yeah.
Yeah, what does he care? The dope.
Do you want anything?
Ha, ha. I love it.
Ha! Two more, and I'm 20 for 20. That's another 35 coupons. Ha, ha.
- Now, please take it, and I'll go. - Uh-huh.
I have to get looped just to walk into my office.
Can't you see I'm going for a new world record? Ha!
Arthur. I demand that you take this money.
You're even teaching me how to die?
Harold?
...hanging in your closet. Ha-ha-ha!
- And bring me back some clothes here. - Yes, sir.
...Princess Gloria, may I introduce my aunt and uncle...
What are your thoughts, Hobson?
Arthur. Join us.
If I were to tell you, it would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it? Don't open it.
Listen, take the rest of the week off. You're obviously under a lot of tension.
God.
Look how nobody ever smiles here.
On the other hand Go screw yourself
...and I killed him in the kitchen.
Step.
He's Taking the knife out of the cheese!... ...You think he wants some cheese??
He doesn't love your daughter. I'm sorry. It happens.
Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon.
You spoiled little bastard.
What do you do? I've never asked you.
- Yes. How delightful to hear from you. - How about a pitcher of martinis?
- You're frightened. - I know. I know. I'm both of those.
This must be the building.
Pelosi
- Yes. - Thank you, Harriet.
All right. You win.
They recently had the whole country carpeted.
Why don't you forget the buses! For a moment?
If I feel the urge to dribble, I can always call the nurse.
God, these people. Thank you.
We're gonna be-- We're gonna be like...
I should imagine your breath.
You saw me standing alone
- Okay, what? A guy came in--? - A guy came into the diner...
- Yes, sir. - Then open that door.
How often does a young man get engaged?
- Please stop that. - Hobson, how good to see you.
- You're a nice boy. - Two dozen red, okay?
Space Invaders? Holy crap.
I just have to be alone for a minute.
Linda?
It's difficult for her that night. Isn't that the night you usually attend...
The park, Bitterman. Drive through the park.
- Roses. Yellow. - Right.
Uh, I don't think you have.
There's this other girl.
And subsequently, she gave it to me.
- Red roses. With the yellow. - Right.
- Do you know what I'm gonna do? - No, I don't.
- Yeah. What can I do? - Listen--
- Kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married.
Yeah, listen, my father screwed me too.
Arthur knew!
Oh, thank you very much. I'm Arthur Bach.
How revolting
I don't care what he demands. Unh.
I hate dentists.
We have your regular table, Mr. Bach.