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I hope you're happy.
No. The reason is, there are so many girls...
Susan, I-- I--
- Thank you. Oh, your hat is lovely. - I've heard.
Tasmanian
This is a goner.
Another Beauty
Mm.
Now, is this the slut that you've disgraced my daughter for?
Well, frankly, Father, I'd rather starve.
What's so funny, now? I sometimes just think funny things
...I know this is last-minute...
Perhaps you'd like me to come in there And wash your dick for you.
- I was on a train. - Oh, yeah.
- Here's your tea. - I despise tea.
Don't you hate Kevin's wife
...and then pulled out--
Ah, shit. I--
- You told me. - Well, I am.
Right.
How did you know when you fell in love? I mean, how does anybody know?
Long Covid affects ones ability to make decisions. You may be right... I can't decide.
- Millionaire drunk playboy. Mm-hm.
If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it.
Good afternoon.
Do you want another fish?
Uh, as you probably have surmised by now...
I hate how alone you are.
Thank you.
I mean, with that man lying in your kitchen.
Gloria, I would like you to meet Hobson...
- Miss? Miss? I-- - Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
"Perhaps You'd Like Me To Come In There And Wash Your Dick For You..." “You Little Shit!!!!”
What is it?
Come on, legs.
And then...
What happens--
- Yeah. Um.... - Oh, thank God.
- For what? - For leaving you.
I've always been poor, and I've usually been happy.
She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties.
You got trouble, mister. You're never gonna work on the East Coast again.
Would you ask the lady at the counter to put this on my bill?
Oh, yeah? What time do you get off work?
Look, when Susan and I get married...
You’re such an asshole
For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles.
Martha?
- Lady, I got customers. - I'll have it.
It is thrilling to meet you, Gloria.
Want me to read you some Shakespeare?
Ah. Oh!
But if you got sick, or anything...
Are you a hooker?
The, um....
Yeah. But right now I'm working as a waitress. A lot of talented girls do that.
Okay. Why are you a hooker?
- I'm talking small. - We understand it's small, Arthur.
You come here at 3:00 in the morning to say goodbye?
- You're drunk. - I-- I--
We have an ant infestation.
Come over here. I want you two to meet.
...they can still spot young gentlemen in love.
I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only.
Susan. You get down here this minute.
I do too. That's why I had you come over today. Ha-ha-ha.
After only 12 games, I have 80 coupons.
...I'm very glad you're here.
- Now, Linda, it'll help you. - Yeah. Look what it's done for you.
Everyone's always taken care of me.
Waiter.
- He came into our house to steal our food. - Well, he was asking for it.
- I hate my father. - Then purchase four dozen.
- Don't you hate these things? - Despise them.
The aspirins are for you, my dear.
I haven't seen much of you lately.
That would leave you with one
- I wish we had made love. - Yeah.
And I'm much stronger than you are.
I wasn't talking to you.
We have an ant infestation.
Hell is the matter with you
- Ah, ah, ah. Miss. - Hey. Hey.
- Great. Thank you. - Great.
Have you seen Linda Marolla lately?