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Ghost him.
Took me years to get here.
I don't, 'cause coffee makes me, like,
Okay, I can explain.
I'm not gonna-- Oh, come on!
- Uh-oh. No. - No!
that's gonna happen to you.
You know where kids put those these days?
or, "Who stole my wallet? Isabellica?"
He's not even my type.
Ha-ha! Uh-par-tay!
Did you really think I would ever support the Redskins?
Do you mind if I light all your candles?
Oh, no!
I'm glad we didn't ghost or goatsing each other.
I ate a hamburger out of the trash.
Yes. I've been known to dampen a libido or two in my day.
Oh, it is, Flouncy.
Also, I got a leak in my apartment.
Work here often?
Nobody's gonna pay to see--
-I had fun tonight. -Yeah. Me too.
I heard that's what broke Terrence Howard.
and wanted to be a crossing guard.
God, I suck!
Uh, can I drop you off someplace?
I'll be right back.
That's how we do it in Crab Mansion, Maryland!
Um, okay.
Oh, Kim!
like your strong, chapped hands.
Looks like I'm winning, Cork,