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We got to shut it down.
-Titus? He's gay. -Well, it's not the last time
of a Law & Order episode, it does not end well.
But first, establish "Homey" as one of your many nicknames.
Then I thought maybe they were saying "goatsing," like,
Well, either way,
I'm taking you home.
Duke, we can't do this.
Okay, here she is.
strawberries, and body chocolate...
Bus life!
What does that have to do with--
I need to take a semester off, maybe in Greece,
Text me his number.
We're tapping the keg at nine,
So you started taping while talking to your neighbor.
This isn't just your run-of-the-mill cock-block no more.
That's not what your lips said.
for the strawberries' bodies.
But if I were to take a lover, you're both exactly my type.
and trying to pull off her wedding ring!
and if you want to keep Duke on the hook,
So let's watch that tape now,
- Oh. -I'm free, bitches!
You better believe it, baby, baby!
D'Fwan broke up with me!
Oh, well, I've got plans tonight.
so that's why I'm going to divinity school.
No. I'm onto you.
Hey, this is what our foremothers fought for.
Thumbs are for hitchhiking and being Fonzie.
Aah!
-Good night, everybody! -Good night!
I'll come with, 'cause Kimmy and I are friends.
Titu-- Cork!
Thanks for driving me home.
I was linebacker at St. Albans School for Boys and Their Nannies.