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and your father is on life support.
Why do we have black cords and a black carpet?
Sir, I need you to stay on track.
and found some-- somehow to organize
That's great. That is so perfect for me.
It wasn't that funny.
I wasn't gonna talk about that.
It was--it just--
a particular subject all day,
Sir? Sir?
But that's just one song.
Sir, may I remind you
It's true. You won't come to my house.
and there's butterflies in my stomach, and I'm just--
Trust me, I know the captain,
The Ghostbusters symbol--
Do you know how to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Sir?
You've separated recently with your actress girlfriend,
Whoops!
- So what--what-- - Okay, I just think that--
Don't mind if I do.
- Yeah, that's true. - Right?
I don't know! I'm sorry.
That's the most--No.
Wait. Let me finish my sentence.
Okay.
Hey, look, you've been doing this for about a week now,
I'll take it from here.
Yeah, who doesn't like comedy?
Let me go! Let me go!
Hi. I'm Ray Parker, Jr.,
No, no, you're not evil, Meegan.
No, I'm totally fine.
- This is the C-Word. - Mort.
Okay, yeah, that's, like--
Dad.
Lord of the Rings tables.
if you ever need to talk to me about something,
This [bleep] attached to?
Do it, man!
I'm more than happy to listen.
- Come on, man, I-- - Get in the car.
[bleep]-- Get the [bleep] away from me, [bleep].
Mm, totally not angry.
Looks like we're gonna have a smooth flight.
that's just, like, the first thing--
I-I don't think that I am.
♪ You better get out of here ♪
- Papi. - Abuelo.
and do something about the comedy-hater problem.
That's-- You want to know!
Who you gonna call?
I love that you came to my house,
Yeah. But seriously, shut the [bleep] up.
♪ Hanging out in a group doesn't make you a gang ♪
Kitchen's amazing, man.
Adolph Marx. Harpo.
straight up, who don't have a sense of humor, man.
Mark with a K.
Now I seemed to have gotten myself tangled in it.
Have to be in Economy Plus to get it, I guess.
An ambulance is on its way.
Thanks, man, but where are we going?