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I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in.
Three months ago.
Come on.
Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa.
I'm sorry.
I said, did you give some Ecstasy to my chick?
Under the table?
Sorry.
I'm looking at longevity. This is fun for now, I'm not gonna be...
The first one died on reentry.
Absolutely.
[BROOKE SIGHS]
TITO: That was the old stuff. - Oh, shit.
Um, oh....
- Argh! - Okay. All right.
You don't believe any of it?
PAUL: But sometimes people want to, you know...
- No. - Come on.
What do you want me to say?
BROOKE: Where is he?
MIKE: Just don't give him any more shit to sell.
- What thing? DALLAS: Boom!
The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans...
You're doing that thing. You're doing that game.
I can't find anybody to take these. Y'all want them?
Sure, cool. Cool.
[AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING]
...especially because of that furniture crap you wanted to do.
It's new. It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off the damn plastic.
You don't fucking feed me Dallas
[YELLS]
MIKE: Oh, don't do that. Don't do that.
I just think that Miami is going to be a bigger, badder version of this.
All right, all right, all right.
Yes, I will. Obviously you don't like head.
I told you I was going to take care of him, didn't I?
Look, before you say anything...
You have fun last night?
DALLAS: It was fucked up? Sorry?
These are my tortillas.
...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up.
Okay, Mom.
I guarantee you that.
Because it protects it. I'm going to rip it off when I'm ready to sell it.
- How long you been on the force? - What?
- It was nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you too.
Like 10 bucks an hour.
[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]
- Nice meeting you. See you, babe. - Yes, sir.
...giving pills to girls that you don't know?
[GASPS]
[WOMEN WHOOPING]
It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you?
- Come on. - Come on.
Okay, cool. Just, uh, let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him.
[ADAM STAMMERS]
Come on. Come on.
You do do good impressions. What was the one you did last night?
- I don't. - Let's drink these and I'll show you.
Now get up there, move around.
...that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that.
Craigslist.
Dude, I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas' text?
- What's his half? - Ten grand.
Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams.
- Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry.
RICHIE: I met this guy....
KEN: Beautiful. NORA: Mmm....
MIKE: Oh, shit. Yo. - Hey.
Uh, probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude.
...a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does.
The law sAys that you cannot touch
How did I get so lucky? The best Fourth of July ever, heh.
DALLAS: All right, all right, all right.
Sweetheart, listen. It's okay. It's fine. Does this look distressed?
Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin.
You know, and I watch all these people, Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV.
Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright?
[ALL GRUNTING]
All right.
TOBIAS; Coño, what happened?
I want to say thank you about the money.
DALLAS: Tsk, Oh, no problem.
I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today.
[DOOR BELL RINGING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
But I think I see a lot of lAn
ALL: One, two, three, four, one, two... three, four
DALLAS: How old are you?
What about?
- All right. - You sure?
You didn't. And you won't.
ADAM: Me? - Oh, little friend.
Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, heh, what I'm here for. I really apologize.
Hmm, not bad.
He's breathing. He's fine.
What? I also...
Please, can you help me with that?
TOBIAS: I tried calling your cell, man.
Do you want to get some food and talk about it?
Hey, baby, mwah. Can we borrow one of these?
Good morning.
I think we should be best friends.
She has tattoos. You want a drink?
Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend.
Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit...
Then he can do props, can't he?
That's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. Everybody sit.
Mikey's gone.
Well, this is not going to work out at all between you and I.
I see a lot of lawbreakers in this house tonight
You know that, right?
Look, you got to--
Ladies of Tampa
SORORITY GIRL: No. - Good.