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No, no, Debbie. This breakup has nothing to do with my dad at all.
What am I doing wrong? No matter what I do, I keep gaining weight.
Keeps them crisp. Great in the summer.
You do have a weight problem!
Oh! Whose foot is that? Paddington Bear, you randy bastard.
Please, Francine, show some panic. Our son is dating a fatty.
Hi. Uh, reservations for two under "Roget....
let's discuss healthier ways to get back at Daddy.
My son is dating a hot actress.
- You can't make me go in there! - You're sick, and you need help.
- And we'll both suck on ice chips for dessert. - Great.
Guys, I can explain. I was lying to you.
Whoa!
She was sweet and beautiful and kinda freaky in a good way.
- Dinner's almost done. - I hope you like her, Dad.
and we can't talk about it?
It'll be nice to have a pretty girl around the house for a change.
Yeah, huge Anne Rice fan. Total 'mo.
- My name is Helen. - Excellent.
Liars! You were sabotaging my veggies to keep me fat.
Hells, yeah. Now drop and give me a thousand!
So, what are we panicking about? Is there another new pope?
Debbie was the best thing that ever happened to me...