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Hold on.
MAN 1: One BMW. Indianapolis...
(GUN FIRING)
Back of the truck fell on the hand and popped it right off.
♪ 'Cause I just can't stop, no, baby ♪
I'm not going to hurt you.
- Deeply. - I'm so lonely.
(SQUEAKS)
♪ I'm not fooling ♪
Faster.
(MEN RAPPING)
Come on, hurry.
Hi.
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
They're still alive. It could be a lot worse.
Bill
Come with me. I got a little business to take care of, all right?
You've just moved!
- Do you like him a lot? - No. Yes.
Forget it. Forget it.
- Lose what? - Your hand.
- BRAD: Chris? - Yeah?
there's one Lamborghini to Phoenix, and Cleveland needs four Porsches.
Do you happen to know the name of the caterer?
Out of luck watching these guys
Here.
That was my dad's, stupid.
So I'll write the check over to you and take the hot dog.
- You tried one of these? - What?
Now, you give me five bucks, or you get out.
- My parents. - What are we going to do?
- Oh my... - (GIGGLING)
- There was this article... - Get it.
They'll kill us. No way. No.
Or you can catch us at E and J pouring it up, Flip whipping Caddy trucks, Girls licking my nuts We some Chi-Town pimps and we ain't giving a fukk, Poke your girl up in the throat and make her swallow the nutt
'Cause there's another mule
- What happened? - Everything is cool.
Oh, come on. They're kids.
What are you bothering me for? It's them you want.
♪ I just can't stop ♪
♪ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ♪
You slip me the cash And I’ll slip you the weiner
- I think you're doing a great job. - You do?
- Then maybe you can babysit for me. - Stop him.
Or twice in the same night.
Let go!
Um...
Okay. I won't.
- What if I fall? - I won't let you fall.
Come on, let's go.
- Raped? - I am too old for this crap.
(SINGING ON TV) ♪ Here's the story ♪
(SCOFFS)
- Come on! - CHRIS: In here.
(SIGHS) I'm too old to babysit.
- Forget that. - But they got an order.
Baby, baby
George Floyd doesn’t have any cash. Then George Floyd doesn’t have a weiner!
- Is it a hand? - BRAD: No.
- It was so cool. - DARYL: I was so cool.
It has my notes for the Philadelphia order.
Just walk right by him.
Get out of my house!
All he cares about are the Bears, the Bengals, the Dolphins.
9 stitches. All better.
- So, you're babysitting these kids? - I don't think you can call it babysitting.
Chris's mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something,
I just can't stop, I won't give up
Sara. Sara!
Oh, my God.
Is not.
It is not.
Hi. How you doing? I'm Brad Anderson.
- No. - Yeah.
Okay.
Where do y’all think we are Boise Idaho
- Brad, will you watch Sara? - No way.
Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice
♪ Never gonna let you out of my sight ♪
Check it out.
CHRIS: Oh!
- Oh, that was good. - No, I mean it.
They probably figured that out.
Give her a spoonful in about an hour and another before she goes to bed.
- You guys have a good time. - We should be home by 1:00.
We'll get to it first.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
What's going on? What happened?
- Chris? Hi, Brenda. - BRENDA: Hi.
What about the love?
And the sex?
No, that's okay. We'll be fine.
You big-city scum-sucker.
- Sure, Mom. - All right, Chris.
- Road trip? - Jesus.
CHRIS: Mr. Dawson?
See you around, Mike.