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Sorry, can't talk. Got to run
and see that you get out okay?
Take mine.
We'll do the French restaurant thing next week, okay?
(CHUCKLING)
We didn't mean to spring it on you like this.
When knuckleheads get warnings for Sniffing that Ghetto D in a chickenhead 's ride
No, we wouldn't go to the cops.
- His head's been torn off. - Gross!
- Are you okay? - I can't feel anything.
- Are you okay? - Yeah. Can we go home now?
Okay, Chris, just relax.
Babysitting blues
Good.
♪ I just can't stop ♪
That's too bad.
Where's the magazine?
That's my mother's car.
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
- Now, Sara, Chris is in charge, okay? - Sure.
Oh, come on, honey. Just one more.
Hi. You didn't just hear what my...
Where do y'all think we are, Boise, Idaho?
Hey, kid, this is the city.
- I'm going out there to find Sara. - You can't. They'll see you.
My feet are hurting mighty bad
It's always the same.
♪ They were four men living all together ♪
Sara's in trouble.
♪ I won't give up till my dream comes true ♪
She opens the door... (GASPS) And the kids are safely in their beds.
(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Sir.
See, you're wearing the baseball hat. You're supposed to be wearing this.
- No, Daryl. Go home. - Who is this kid?
What's wrong?
(CLEARS THROAT)
You're just a girl in love with an asshole.
- I got the answering machine. - They went for ice cream.
- It's them! - CHRIS: Run!
GRAYDON: The Playboy?
That's the back door. I'll get it.
Well, yeah. You're my hero.
BRAD: We're really in trouble. We're going to die here.
(GASPING)
What do those guys want?
Babysitting blues
You're 17?
Daryl, I don't care.
- Oh, you're dead, kid. - I didn't touch her. I'm a child.
Hello?
(SINGING) ♪ Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance ♪
Brad, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
It is much too dangerous.
- We'll see, okay? - Okay.
Was I supposed to put them out on the street?
- I'd love to pound on your face. - Yeah? Go ahead.
Come here for a second.
I got this call from Brenda I went to pick her up
- And you're Chris Parker, right? - Daryl, go home.
- Thor? - All the superheroes live in the city.
If they end up as drug addicts and mass-murderers it's my fault.
and if you don't mind, we'd like to get out.
I'm not tired.
- Oh, no, that's fine. - No, wait right here.
Sure.
Look. That's where Thor lives.
BRAD: Get out of the way!
That's my fault. But Dawson's going to make you pay for the tire.
- Did you steal all of these cars? - Yeah. It gets me some good money.
He's lying.
You're welcome. Hey, kid.
Sara!
- Get a grip. Jesus! - A grip?
THERES GO JACKSON
Don't fuck with the babysitter!
- Hi, Mom. - That was Mrs. Anderson.
- What did you see? - That car was parked in front.
Babysitting blues
♪ I just can't stop ♪
I just need the Playboy.
I live in the elevator.
- Brenda! Come on. - DARYL: Bye.