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SARA: Mmm-hmm.
See, me and my boyfriend Mike, tonight's our anniversary.
- Oh, dear. - What?
and out the window. She's out there now.
MR. ANDERSON: It's getting kind of late.
than to show up at a Kappa party with a bunch of kids?
- Come on. It's fixed. Let's go. - Hey, wait a minute there.
- Can I help you? - We need a doctor.
It's can say Soo Cool
Take him to the hospital.
- Brad, shut up! - Hey, listen to the bitch, Brad.
- Good luck, babysitter. - You too, Mr. Pruitt!
(DOOR OPENING)
Watch yo motherfukkin mouth you motherfukkin piece of shit snake in the grass gangbanging cocksucka
- Want to dance? - I don't have time.
Doesn't seem fair to me.
And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes
To hell. Kind of exciting, don't you think?
- Sir... - Wait, wait, wait.
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
- I don't believe this. I do not. - Who's Mike? He your boyfriend?
O Thor, mighty God of Thunder.
- Your friend? Which one is he? - He's the one with the stab wound.
Brenda, what's wrong?
There's evil
Look, I'm not going to hurt you, all right?
How am I going to find you to pay you back?
(SIGHS WITH RELIEF)
They go out.
I said forget it. I didn't like the way they've been running things.
Me, too.
I am too old for this crap
Guys, come on. Think about this.
SARA: Chris!
Well, actually, I was...
He's the only thing that's ever happened to you.
- Dawson here. - Yes.
- Chris, I need help. - I know.
(MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
♪ I just can't stop ♪
♪ This time I know what I'm doing ♪
Hi.
Maybe you left it someplace.
- He is getting us $50. - That's terrific.
- Did you take my Clearasil again? - I ran out of brown.
- You're cramping my style. - She's too old for you.
Go on, touch your toes and, Make me a roll and, go on hit the mall and buy me some clothes, mane And if your boy trip, I'mma bust a clip, Y'all bitches can't fukk with me and Daryl Coop, nigga
The prettiest girl at the University of Chicago is in high school.
Come on back up here. Come on!
Where's your brain?
Wait.
- I don't think so. - Come on.
How you sound? This is our train.
- Well, pretend you're tired. - Then can I pretend to sleep?
Devereaux Street, you and your girls is dead meat.
- Hi, Chris. - Hi.
That's the most exciting thing that's happened all night.
You don't have any money. You're a kid, for Christ's sake.
Save it! You owe me money.
I took the Playboy upstairs.
Who is this kid?
Yeah, she's right. You're a kid, for Christ's sake.
- Hey, mister? - Yeah, Red. What?
Come on, Brad. Seems pretty cool, right?
MRS. ANDERSON: Did he hit his head?
Dad?
- Yeah. - I can't believe it.
♪ I just can't stop ♪
Great! You wasted all my Clearasil on another picture of Thor?
Please hurry. I think he's going to kill somebody. Maybe me.
This is Chris Parker and that's my best friend, Daryl Coopersmith.
(SINGING) ♪ Come on, feet, don't fail me now ♪
(PHONE RINGING)
Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Sara. - Just be careful.
Look, little girl, I don't know what you thought we had,
Whoa...
- You think? - What am I supposed to do?
- You want some orange? - I can't use paint.
Well, I'm warning you, girls
Road Trip??
Baby, baby
The chick is losing it
- Did they bury it? - No, I wouldn't let them.
The expressway is not the best way