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Does anybody else see a talking penis?
- This ain't no kitten. - That's a jumbo-sized sewer rat.
Brad, Sara, Daryl, upstairs now. Into your pajamas.
Brenda?
I feel worse.
Gwhere are you going?
- I kept it. - You kept it?
Oh, dear.
but there's this big, giant hairy guy standing right in front of her.
SARA: Hello?
- And you're not? - I'm his babysitter.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Told you it wasn't her, stupid.
Brad...
PRUITT: I mean it. I'm going to kill him!
- Wait, aren't we doing something? - I have to go home.
Oh, no, that's great. Thank you so much.
- Are you writing a book? - Mike Todwell? Do you know him?
Chris is coming. Would you get out of the way?
The chick is losing it
- Doctor! - DARYL: Can we have a doctor?
Maybe retirement can wait.
Brad, no chocolate. Your acne.
I could only dream of having somebody like Chris for a girlfriend.
Believe me, I've tasted the tears
Maybe they want to give us a ride home.
One! Two! Three!
MAN 2: What about the Philadelphia order?
- Brad? - What?
- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.
Brad and Sara will be driving soon. On the road with people like that.
♪ He kissed me in a way That I've never been kissed before ♪
- What's your name? - It's not Shaylene.
Babysitting blues
♪ I won't give up till my dream comes true ♪
- (LAUGHING) - What's so funny?
Just two stitches doc? Yes Morgan, just two ... now go get a drink!
Shall I take your coat?
- Hey, guys. - I must be hallucinating.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
Mom?
Now, boys, I swear if you give me any grief over the next 60 minutes,
Take Sara.
Babysitting these guys
- Get in the car and run him over. - Let him come.
CHRIS: Mike what, what? DARYL: What are we talking about?
- You got to be shitting me. - Watch your mouth.
Now I've been walking for three days and two lonely nights
- Where's the spare? - I don't know.
I can't see!
I got to cancel.
Where you found them, where they came from.
Get her.
To make a man go stone wild
One stitch
Well, I'm warning you, girls
- Please hurry up and get here. - I've got my mom's car.
Now don't you hate them old Lying ass hoes?, Smiling in your face Wearing her best friend's clothes I suppose, they like the way me and Banner pimp, You can catch us at Pappadeaux eating steak and shrimp
What?
Babysitting blues
- No. Tell her I can't. - Why not?
Come on, guys, run!
- Okay, look out, kids. - Oh, God!
Mmmm
I can't sing.
(LAUGHING)
You're giving this to me?
Get in the car and run em over
Babysitting blues
- Anybody have to go to the bathroom? - Nope.
CHRIS: You must be Mr. Dawson, right?
(GASPING)
Don't move. I'll be there in half an hour.
Hi! Nice to meet you. It's a nice place you got here.
Everybody stay behind me.
♪ Gonna get you, that's the truth ♪
I thought that...
- Brad did it. - Brad, clean it up.
I would really like to get to know you, if you have any time.
Brad will stay at his friend Daryl's tonight, so don't worry about him.
Sweat pours down her face.
(SNORING)
- Can you believe it? - Where is Sara?
Sometimes you don't make it out the door
MRS. ANDERSON: I don't believe it.
Don't fuck with The booty bandit
- Want to see the footprint? - ALL: No.