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You see, she's got the kind of loving and kissing
I'll send the nurse back with the paperwork.
- Chris? - Yeah?
- And what did you see? - You won't like it.
Chris, can we do this again next Friday?
Great. How am I supposed to cover up my zits?
Oh, gee, Daryl.
Yep. I got it in the glove compartment.
Chris?
What?
- Who was at the door? - Stray dog.
♪ And then he kissed me ♪
Take it back Andrea Take back what you said about dad
Sir, would you please take us to the next corner and drop us off?
♪ And one day he took me home to meet his mom and his dad ♪
Evil going on
I don't ignore friends, Brad.
You swear you were born to lose
Look, don't worry about it. Everything's going to be okay.
Some little sign
instead of a hand. And the hook goes for her face.
- Okay. - Take good care of my baby.
Oh, no. No, we are not climbing up there.
(SARA GIGGLING)
- You're such a loser. - Here we go again.
- You must be a great babysitter. - What is he talking about?
- Sara! - Bye!
- She's definitely losing it. - I am not losing anything.
Yeah, I promise you.
(KIDS LAUGHING)
- The chick is losing it. - I am not.
Oh, no, that wouldn't be right.
- Sorry, wrong guy. - Honey, we should be going.
- A check? - But it's a good check.
One stitch?
Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
♪ Sometimes you don't make it out the door ♪
Aw.
Why do I have this feeling we're never going to see him again?
How you doing? Nice to meet you, really. It's great.
I must be hallucinating…does anybody else see a talking penis
♪ Bring your sweet lovin' ♪
She wants to know if you can babysit for her tonight.
Everybody, duck.
BLEAK: Hey, kid.
- Contagious? - Yeah, that's what he said.
I don't know. Friday, Saturday.
Hey, kid. Hey, hold it, man.
- Kitten? - (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Come on with me.
in this neighborhood.
- So what? - So as soon as we cross
Up high!
- Let's just go in and get them. - Patience.
Just walk right up it.
You don't understand. We have had an unbelievable night...
- I have to go really bad. - In a minute.
You kids having some trouble?
- How fast do your parents drive? - I don't know. About 45.
What?
How old are you?
- I'm going to call my mom. - No, no mothers.
Get out of my house!
GRAYDON: That could put us away for 20 years.
(SINGING) ♪ That ain't all, that ain't all I'll do for you ♪
One stitch
- What are you guys doing back there? - Uh. Nothing. Nothing at all.
All right, you guys go on home. Clear out of here!
- He would not. - He did. He kicked my ass.
If you don't take it back,
(ENGINE STARTING)
that you're about to start killing each other.
If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour.
Brad, don't you ever die on me. Ever.
I'll tell you what. I'll tow you to town, to Dawson's Garage,
Yes, I've felt the sorrow and I've heard the crying
Nobody gets out of this place without singing the blues.
♪ All the stars were shining bright ♪
Well... Actually, I...
He's with Sesame Plexor.
Do you honestly believe a Playboy centerfold
(GASPS)