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MR. ANDERSON: Take it easy. No rush.
You leave him here and it will.
My name’s Chris Handyman
There's this girl in it and she looks exactly like Chris.
I've got the
(TOY SQUEAKING)
- Yes, it is. - What are we going to do?
You're almost there. Hang on.
She’s got these humongous boobs!
♪ Before I fall apart ♪
BRAD: Sara, what happened?
Well, who's going to tell them?
Hey, speaking of penises, do you know how the Playboy Unabashed Dictionary
We have to get our car to Dawson's Garage.
Picking them kind of young, aren't you?
Let me give you a hand.
That's Mike.
Leave him hanging out there for a while. Let him sweat it out. Come on.
Well, what about him?
I will.
- I'm 17. - So am I.
Oh, great!
To the right, go to the right.
- See you, guys. - Bye.
I knew you were pretty.
Fool it's me
But Thor's the best. He fights the forces of darkness.
♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
This is great.
Sara. Sara
You just moved.
I was wondering if you could please wait until we get off the train?
- Go! - BRAD: Come on, Chris. Get in the car.
I'm stuck babysitting for these kids, and...
This one is just getting over a very bad cough...
- We can take it to a notary... - Shut up.
- My diet doesn't start till next week. - Well, we told Chris 1:00.
to take little kids into the city. Alone.
- We were amazing! - BRAD: We were, weren't we?
Oh, thanks, mister.
And it's so hard.
so if I see you around school,
I got five more miles to go now
(SIGHS)
do a song I wrote for the woman I love. Do it, Bobby.
- Stray dog. - Daryl Coopersmith.
You're right. Babysitting is dangerous.
♪ He looked kind of nice And so I said I might take a chance ♪
Sara?
- Why? - We're going to kill it.
I've got my checkbook.
Take care of yourself.
- Is her car okay? - Yeah. I paid for the window.
♪ I'm not fooling 'Cause I just can't stop ♪
I was thinking about a shortcut I could take
Lay off, he's just a kid, you big dumb bohunk.
You're almost here. Hold on, Sara.
- I didn't know you were so cool. - I did.
Could I get your address so I could send you a check?
SARA: Mr. Dawson?
Out of luck watching these guys
I've got the
that I'll get my mom to talk to the Andersons about you.
Guess what, Brad?
He's got a red Camaro, right?
I must be hallucinating. Does anyone else see a talking penis
You're upset about tonight, aren't you?
You slip me the cash… And I’ll slip you the wiener
Sara, honey, I think you should lay down and get some sleep.
♪ I just can't stop ♪
- Looking for something? - MR. ANDERSON: Come on, let's go.
(BRAD MOANING)
You think?
- And you treat her like this? - Don't waste your time, half-pint.
- Really. I love it. - Thanks.
Kickin' in your stall
- Hi, Chris. Come on in. - Hi.
Can't talk, got to run
I got one of these at home.
MAN 1: Boston, two Mercedes.
I live in Oak Park.
Yeah, well, they might poke our brains out.
Tetanus, lockjaw, rabies, scabies, emphysema.
- You guys go steady or what? - What?
How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
- We're cruising down the highway - In this big old Cadillac
- Thor's not a homo. - Thank you.
♪ And always be right by his side ♪
Don’t F* with Sarah London!
I'll be right back.