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- That was him? - That was him.
Watch yo fukkin mouth you motherfukkin piece of shit gang banging cock sucka
What are you going to do, run them down and kill them?
(SCREAMS)
- What are we going to do with him? - Guys, can't you read?
Oh, God!
- I'm a fugitive now, okay? - Kind of like us.
Be right back with the coats, honey.
- Hi. - Hi.
♪ Gonna get you, that's the truth ♪
Scrape, scrape, scrape.
(SINGING) ♪ It's 25 miles from home, girl ♪
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
- Oh, Chris, I'm in trouble. - You're always in trouble.
Her legs are locked together at the knee.
and all I get is one stitch?
Looks like a party... It is a party!
Or is it all just bullshit, huh?
(CAR HORN HONKING)
What do you think? I figure it's my best yet.
- Where is it? - It's not up there.
but it wasn't half as serious as you like to think it was.
- What do you want? - Just want to help you.
I got to keep on walking
My current mood
CHRIS: I can see it.
- Are you coming over or what? - No, not anymore.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
You saved our lives.
Chris is coming.
I'll guard her with my life.
Ugh, God. I don't know why you're making such a big deal about him.
I got to see this.
- How much? - Fifty bucks.
That's gonna make this trip worthwhile
- Where's your bathroom? - It's right that way.
Babysitting blues
No, you don't want to be there. She's contagious.
(PLAYING BLUES MUSIC)
Then ur license plate can say So Cool!
♪ When he danced he held me tight ♪
Don't fukk with the baby sitter yeah well don't fukk with the booty bandit
Yes, you little asshole.
Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty.
You know, Ses, girls like you come along once in a lifetime.
She got the
Have you been fighting the forces of darkness?
When?
Don't listen to him. He just wants to scrape our faces off.
Hi, Chris.
(MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
There you are vone stitch all better One stitch that’s all
Yeah!
No, no, no, no.
(SIGHS NERVOUSLY)
♪ I just can't stop ♪
I have tons of time.
Really?
Apple Flainsom Shippers
How am I supposed to know that?
Come on.
Hey!
♪ Trying to get a hold on you ♪
Nice to meet you. This is my sister Sara.
I was changing a tire on a big rig and the jack gave out.
Well, it's just that you're a child.
Will you stop eating chocolate?
- Guys, look. - What?
Get in the car and run em over
SARA: Man, am I up late!
♪ Oh, if you bring it to me ♪
You don't have your special helmet.
- Oh, no! - MAN: Hey! You kids get back here.
The city? Hey, can I go?
All right!
- In high school. - In high school?
180 miles away
Mom!
- It's been almost two weeks. - So I want her to take some of this.
Now don't you even think about getting off this train, mocoso.