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It's dead.
You know that I'm mighty mad
(PRUITT YELLING)
DARYL: Chris,
- I don't have any pajamas here. - I don't care. Just go upstairs.
Mr. And Mrs. Anderson must really trust you
So the babysitter goes upstairs and the sound keeps getting louder.
Thanks a million for this.
Stop. Don't go out there.
This is Brad, Sara, and Daryl, and we're in trouble.
Got to get that magazine back.
He raises his right arm, but there's a big metal hook
You got a spare?
Do you promise me you won't hurt these kids?
- Where's Sara? - She's out the window.
I help nobody but myself.
Well, I could come over and help out.
My mom is paying you good money to watch me.
We didn't mean to spring it on you like this
YOU’re weird
- My friend was wounded in a gang fight. - Calm down. I'll tell you what to do.
I suddenly feel like a total idiot.
- She'll be in line for a while. - Okay.
I mean...
- Wow! - It's pretty uncanny, huh?
(WHISTLING)
Sorry.
Don't worry about it.
It's like a Dairy Queen. You only get one flavor.
Take it back, JEFF!!! Take back what you said about Ali!!
How did you, you know, lose it?
- You're kind of smart, too. - I think we should turn ourselves in.
Don't touch it! It could get infected. You could get anything.
then I bought Chris some press-on nails and she wrote it over to me.
Evil's going on
You're more than just that, though.
- She's not Shaylene. - Wait a minute.
Now, kid, stay right where you are.
- What is she talking about? - She thinks you're somebody else.
- I really have to go. - No, no, no.
- BRAD: Could you drop us off at a mall? - A mall?
Uh...
Well, do whatever they want. Just get us out of here.
Go on, take it.
I'm just in a really bad mood. My parents are driving me crazy.
- Thank you. Really. - No problem.
You kids must be from the suburbs.
(MEN CHATTERING)
Don’t fuck with the zig
Don’t fuck with the Floral Designers
♪ And then he kissed me ♪
- Isn't it kind of dangerous? - Hey, I like danger, all right?
Stay here and watch Sara. I will be right back.
The tire had a blowout and my mom's car got shot up
- Come on, let's go. - Don't listen to him anyway.
Thanks!
She's probably there. Come on!
My purse.
- Chris... - Daryl.
Len Lescher. Loyola Law? Class of '68?
But it seems like I made a mistake
Some guys are out to get us
MRS. ANDERSON: They are so delicious. I've got to get this recipe.
(MAN AND WOMAN TALKING AND LAUGHING INDISTINCTLY)
- You're in my house. - If I take a cab to the Andersons',
That's my car. Get out of there.
Thor!
Like who?
Just relax. Stay calm. Don't panic.
I'll tell Chris about all those love poems you write about her.
BRAD: Oh, God. We're at my parents' party.
♪ I didn't know just what to do ♪
Sara, it is time for your cough syrup.
We're gonna run now!
- Fifty bucks? - Yeah, 50 bucks.
♪ Just can't stop the night ♪
- Is not. - Thor's a complete homo.
And then he kissed me
She's got these humongous...
And then maybe we can drive off to New York or something just for kicks.
You spreading rumors about me, kid?
Kill me
JOE: Not yet.
- Why can't we just all go? - Because.
And then I can drop you off at a train station or something,
BRAD: You're going to get us into so much trouble.
Oh! Ow!
Oh.
- Dead? - Dead?
I will be gone an hour there and back. That's it. Okay?
Over the hill, just around the bend