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♪ All the stars were shining bright ♪
Now I was wrong
Ain't no doubt.
You owe me 50 bucks.
Get out of my spot
Everybody out.
Well, multiple murder, or did Sara just cut off her finger?
Don't do that.
I got the sun rays and the cape and the special helmet...
- Hi. - Hiya, Chris.
Thank you. Come on, Sara.
Damn.
- CHRIS: Daryl, what time is it? - 11:41.
Hello?
Oh.
♪ Sometimes you know what you're looking for ♪
Chris, look at the toy store! Look at all those toys!
The romance?
Brad, into the kitchen and clean up that mess.
I can't. I have no money. I spent it all on the cab here.
- One stitch? - Yes, one stitch.
Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor.
The babysitter screams and turns to run,
But I never thought
(PLAYS BLUES RIFF)
Although my feet are tired I can't lose my stride
I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
- Secret identity. - What do you want?
This kid's got more class at 15 than you'll ever have.
Maybe I'll see you again.
We'll just get off the stage...
Don’t fuck with the babysitter
- Do you think you could... - Relax. Everything'll be okay.
Mom is going to kill you for wearing skates indoors.
Some notes and stuff. You know, that they need.
You've been replaced, you big dumb bohunk.
- I am sorry. Your friend is dead. - Dead?
All right, baby, chill out. Shit.
Oh, Doctor. We're looking for a friend.
Babysitting these guys
- You spiked her Tab with Drano? - No, I ran away from home.
- Oh, my God. Is he okay? - Did you hurt yourself?
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
This time I know what I'm doing
'Cause there's evil
♪ When he danced he held me tight ♪
♪ Trying to hold on to you, baby ♪
Don’t fuck with the SOC Mom!
He dumps you for an easy chick and you get a night of hell.
Okay.
Jesus!
(SCREAMING)
Yeah?
Then I don't have a wiener!
GWhere are you going
♪ Trying to get a hold on you ♪
- Thank God. - Calm down.
We're going to be at a reception at the Associates Center. Here.
My mom's car!
- (TELEPHONE RINGING) - Oh, Chris, I'm sorry.
See, this is what they were after.
My dad doesn't know. He'd kill me if he found out.
♪ Trying to hold on to you, baby ♪
Goddamn!
- could you pay for it? - Oh, no, that's going to be like $40.
How's your sister? Is she all better?
- Raped? - I am too old for this crap.
I see my future in your eyes
Yes, she is. That's why I'm sleeping here tonight.
- The car is fixed. - That's great. That's wonderful.
(LIP-SYNCING) ♪ Well, he walked up to me ♪
I want you to tell me all about those kids.
You guys were pretty cool yourselves. Come on. We gotta get out of here.
Can we do that again?
No, I'm really in trouble. I did it.
GANG MEMBERS: Ooh!
- Do you? - Yes. Are you two listening to me?
Are you a gearhead and a sex fiend? A lot of people have Camaros.
I thought ... that you loved me!
That'll be two bucks.
It's so hard
Baby, baby
- I need $50. - No problem.
- Well, like... - Don't say it. Don't say it.
I'd love to hit you.
♪ And then he kissed me ♪
Like tonight
- DARYL: This is really weird. - You're weird.
Brenda, if you're dead, I wish I was with you.
- And Brenda's probably dead - We ain't got a nickel
FRAT BOY 1: Who is it? Some high-IQ kids?
But you've got her.
- Your hair. Your eyes. - What about them?
- Kind of like us. - What?