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You know, Chris,
I just went by your place.
Yeah, it's... It's great. Look.
but hey, I ain't driving to no mall. No way.
Take the Brady Bunch upstairs.
Okay, goodbye.
I see my future in your eyes
You just can't keep your foot out of your mouth, can you, boy?
- You got a pen? - Get out of here.
Look at that. You could poke your eyes out.
What are we looking at?
I'm glad I could help out.
Take it back Brad Take back what you said about Thor
♪ Trying to get a hold on you, baby ♪
I got to get going. My sister's waiting for me.
Why would my mom pay you good money for Brad to watch me?
- they don't have any faces! - Oh, my God!
(STEAM HISSING)
There goes Jefferson.
- Thor's my hero. - Thor's a homo.
She's with that bastard again.
There you are. One stitch. All better.
(SINGING) ♪ Sometimes you know what you're looking for ♪
Hey, you kids! Where's my car, God damn it?
Hoping for something
- Hi. We're going to get the money. - Really?
They want me to sing.
Hey Lois
How did you know I...
Baby, baby
I could only get 45.
I got to walk on
with Mike Todwell. Okay?
Ow, ow!
They'd die if they found out you left me here alone with him.
DAN: I haven't seen you around campus much. You a freshman?
- I didn't... Sorry. - Thank you.
(SINGING) ♪ I go through each day ♪
Sounds like George Floyd, looks like George Floyd, it is George Floyd!
(SINGING) ♪ Twenty-five miles from home, girl ♪
You'll excuse me.
Really?
- I don't know anything, you know? - You know something.
- I'm Dan. Dan Lynch. - I'm going to slow it down now and
No.
I'd just like to say thanks for giving me
You'll never believe what I've been through tonight.
- They're okay. Chris can handle it. - Sure! Sara's probably hanging
DON'T FUCK WITH THE LIFE COACH
♪ And I don't know what to do ♪
- May I help you? - We're just looking for somebody.
- CHRIS: Yeah, she did. - We played bridge the other night.
- So what happens? - Okay.
MRS. ANDERSON: These are so good. Excuse me.
Wait. That's them. Those are the kids who stole my car.
Oh, shit. I forgot my purse.
What?
He's the guy who beat me up for touching his car, which I didn't do.
(SINGING) ♪ If you're a long way from home ♪
♪ I just can't stop ♪
BRAD: Hello?
I can't feel a thing. Look out for the car.
She reaches for the doorknob.
Babysitting blues
I've really got to go, Chris.
Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
Chris, it's Brenda.
(SONG FADES OUT)
OPERATOR: Will you accept a collect call from Brenda?
She's got the...
- Brenda... - Chris.
- Mr. Pruitt! - Babysitter! You want your car?
Sara!
Let me help.
I just think you should give other guys a chance.
No, we're not.
And they should be in bed And you out of luck
Wait! I know why you're not acting like yourself.
Caterer?