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No, I'm babysitting.
But I got a woman waiting for me
They're not up there either. They got away.
He said you were a homo.
What? You monsters! Why would you kill a poor defenseless kitten?
Chris is going to think I'm a total failure.
Oh, no. No, sir.
All right, Sara. I'm sorry.
Oh, you came for the money.
Six, eight, six
It's all right. I made a mistake, see? He's fine.
Sara!
- Slowly. Take it easy. - This is not funny.
You know, I asked you over here to cheer me up.
(CHUCKLING)
- Oh, no. - Cool.
I'm begging you. It's really scary here.
Isn't that great, Brad?
Mom got Chris to babysit for me.
You want me to sing?
There are nights
Me.
♪ Then he asked me to be his bride ♪
- We're history. - Ancient history.
Thanks, Thor.
- Great shirt. - What are you doing?
- Oh, no! - All right!
Forces of darkness, beware.
- What? - Put the animal down.
Yeah, he is.
♪ But don't let it stop my heart ♪
We will think of something. Come on.
Lock the doors.
- I guess we just overreacted. - That's okay. I'm used to it.
Oh, my God, look at that lunatic.
What's going on in there?
It's him, Brad. It's really him. Look, it's Thor!
We could make some chicken soup or something.
(SCREAMING)
- No. - Sara!
It's a kitten.
Her hand is trembling, her heart is beating fast.
I'm looking for a babysitter.
You fall in love and suddenly you're a classy guy.
Because constantly you been on my mind
Brad! Daryl!
But then he went and canceled, and now I'm stuck watching these three.
DARYL: You were incredible. Amazing.
(INDISTINCT)
Okay, that's good. Don't look down.
- I'm a little bit overdressed. - No, it's just...
Any problems?
She don't even compare to you.
Did you see that? That was great.
Sara!
♪ I keep on holding on now, yeah ♪
My name's Chris Parker.
what was probably the greatest night of my life.
I know that seniors don't normally hang out with freshmen,
Everything.
(TRUCK HORN HONKING)
- What, are you scared of this? - (ALL WHIMPER)
Are you going to let them get away with that?
- You don't have any money. - Why don't you take a walk over there?
Kill me Dead. Murdered. Stabbed.
I'd like to be safely in her bed.
♪ I just can't stop ♪
Daryl? What a nightmare for you.
(LAUGHING)
- Somebody! - Please?
don’t fuck with the English teacher
Here comes Devereaux.
She's such a sleaze.
Wow, look at that toy store!
Sure I do. I mean, you've gotten the kids this far.
- or I'm calling the cops. - Deal with it.
Come on, Sara.
Boy, this is a really cool coat. No way is this from Sears or anything.
I really have to go to the bathroom.
Adventures in babysitting
Yeah, whatever. Jesus!
(HUMMING A TUNE)
- But what about Brenda? - That was her parents' mistake.
Take it back, Brad. Take back what you said about Thor.
- Thanks a lot. - You're welcome.
(LAUGHS) Okay?
Good work, Joe Gipp.
(ALL ROARING)
- Was it in 'Nam? - Nah, afraid not.