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Don't make it a nightmare.
Lunatic. You're a lunatic!
I love your daughter. I love her more than anything.
Me, too, Daddy.
Oh, no. He doesn't want to hear that.
(Courier) Whatever.
Well, then tell me the truth.
and each day...by day...
..a marijuana cigarette.
They brought in a Himalayan a little while ago.
(Linda) What a ride.
The only way I would let go
Hey, Genie...
Well, we’ll look forward to that
Greg’s getting his Irish citizenship.
who's filing in for fiona ginn? kathy stokes.
But, how do you know for certain
Actually, I'm a nurse. Doctor'll be right in.
to see thee more clearly,
I bet you would Panama Red
(Whispers) Mr. Jinx.
Poncho DeLNigris
Thank you. And by the way, she had the nicest things to say about you.
Yes, I've tried every shelter in the north shore.
for the day after the wedding.
Amen.
- My gosh! - I didn't know you had a cat.
Mike can talk Thai. Mikey talk Thai very well.
It was an accident waiting to happen!
the fire or the cat or...
(Man) I know we haven't been together that long,
Victor knows Van Victor knows Van very well
Some people, uh...
Could you milk these Fahker ?
would be if you tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, OK?
from the polygraph test your dad gave me.
Do they have many farms in Detroit?
Oh, no, Dina, Jack can talk Thai. Jack talks Thai very well.
You know if reporting doesn’t work out you have a career in espionage
Jebbagurl has nipples, can you milk Jeb?
okay let's head out : let's leave
Teat?
I kinda like him.
Yeah, I think so.
I just want to stow my bag according to regulations!
Well, that's my... sappy, romantic idea.
(Jack) 'Pamcake, Pop's got your suit out here.'
Uh how bout a little of both
Thank you. Thanks.
Look at this. It's a flower pot... with the dirt in it.
But you didn’t pick it.
in some crazy scheme to turn a profit, made more than one?
i just shit myself whaaaaaaaaaa
Let me guess, is that one of your secret cameras, too, huh?
Clint talk Thai Clint talk Thai, very well
He put so much….god damn lacquer on that thing
I love you, Daddy...
OK, just, uh, keep checking, please, and I'll call back. Thanks.
God damn you, Jinx! I'll get you...!
You wrote a beautiful poem about your mother.
How did you teach the cat to use the toilet?
Dr. Bob of Denver. Isn't that great?
My father was never in the rare flower business.
Good luck with that!
Chug-chug-chug...
You tried to massage his feet didn’t you, you sick son of a bitch?!
This is so nice!
That's OK. You know I can't resist a man in nurse's shoes.
OH YES YOU DAMN WELL WILL!
When you've tried to fuck someone over and that persons over it
OK.
- Denny! How's the tux fit? - Dad. Uh...
If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can have it.
Have you ever watched pornographic videos?
Uh... Yeah, yeah. OK, sure.
Greg's A male nurse
What does it matter?
Brian talk baby very well
the antics and other antics circle of trust
Yeah, I’d have to be pretty high. But, yeah.
I'll fucking kill it I'll fuck e erjejdk k o
I thought your said your name was Greg.
That smell, Bob, is our shit.
You'll be a fool till the day you die #
Can you ever really trust Another human being?
Jinx!
With a little bit of black...trim.
I love you so much.
Oh, no, Mary, Jered talk Thai. Jered talk Thai very well.
- What are you doing? - What?
Hey, Momma, looks great!
"Thanks we will get this completed ASAP" Sincerely, Darin
- Are you? - Yeah.
wagging their little tails, happy to see you.
Gave us a little scare, huh?
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
It's only a game Focker
I noticed you were looking at that.
that I am finished with the checking-of-the-bags conversation!
(Debbie screams)
Dad!
and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
I have chili dogs, John. Could you suck on me?
- I don't know what you mean. - You don't, huh?
It's wonderful to know I've got a CIA spy hunter on my ass.
Jinx knows not to use that toilet. If he did, he'd never flush it.
It’s not mine.
Alot of these hospital workers are just pill poppers looking easy access to 'ludes.
That's Not It Brigitte!
Oh, Lil' Kim. She's phat.
Oh, champagne! I thought we could celebrate with some bubbly.
How could you not tell me this?
Oh well we’ll look forward to that Gregg
K-dog... I'm pretty hungry.
- All right, look sharp. - Let's play ball!
Yes, he's very talented.
That's right.
Koh Samui is an island off the coast of Thailand you idiot!!!!
(Greg) OK, no jokes.
× "All Right, Focker, I'm A Patient Man." “ that’s what eight weeks of stay at home orders will do to yoI”
Who is moving folders around? Das ist nicht sehr gut!!
Is your name konglord Yes or no?
Oh, let me ask you a question, Greg.
Oh... No, Pam. No.
He was in the CIA for 34 years.
I'd love to do some volunteer work.
I have nipples Bill can you milk me?
Listen, I hope this lunch isn't too weird for you.
(Jack) We like it.
- Well, I'll show you. - We don't have to do it tonight.
All right, you guys are great. Very good.
since I was in third grade.
0r does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine?
(Debbie wailing)
I have nipples Freb. Could you milk me?
- Let's do it! Good shot! - Way to go, Deb!
Hey! You can't leave your vehicle unattended!
I bet you would, Panama Red.