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Yeah, that`s right. Headed an F.B.I. task force on serial killers.
- Oh-- - Oh, God!
[ Grunting, Laughing ]
I`ll show you the ropes at the club tonight.
Very convincing. Very convincing.
- Bullshit. I always have suspected you. - Bullshit. You did not.
I think Pete`s under a lot of pressure.
She`s...
- You are the bullshit! - [ Gasps ]
after a knife fight with guerrilla drug lords, then you talk to me.
Please, don`t hold back. Just say what you really think.
Putman! Wake up, Putman. It`s a dream! It`s just a dream, Putman.
[ Sighs ] I mean...
Stop it! We`re not locking anybody up!
- Yeah, great. Sam, will you run Luau Night? - Sure. Can do.
[ Roy ] So I said it`s totally tea bag season.
and over here we have contestant number 29... do you wanna take it home and muck around with it!
Come on!
- [ Screams ] - [ Gasps ] Shit!
Is that how you escaped out of that window?
Cool it,Juanny. You know that`s just a bullshit story for the guests.
Apeeper, huh? My kind of guy.
You know, we have that game in the States too, except we call it Hide the Sausage.
This guy`s gonna be picking his teeth out of my dump.
I just can`t seem to wrap my fingers around it.
I'll be there with my WHOMPING Stick . Fk boy
[ Both Moaning ]
Shiny
[Jenny ] Naughty Carlos`?
The riptide`ll take you out to sea. [ Chuckles ]
For keeping these people from enjoying free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:00!
You see, what none of us did know...
- He`s coming.! - [ Rapid Chanting Continues ]
- Oh, by ran off` do you mean got killed by you``? - Ah!
Is that a tranquillity blouse?
- Hey, you guys gonna be hanging around for a while? - Totally.
- Oh, no. - What?
[ Manny ] Dude, shut up, gay-rod. Give me a light.
Come on!
[ Man over P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
because Lars was in the jungle killing Putman.
how the hell are we supposed to do our jobs...
I love you, Coconut Pete!
[ Overlapping Shouts ]
We had a cheap Nicaraguan version called Circle Eater.
- Fourteenth row! - I have a pictographic memory for pretty faces.
We believe him to be fully rehabilitated...
- What the fuck? - [Jenny ] oh, God.!
- [ Sobbing ] - Hank!
- Hello? - Dave,just go play with the curtains or something.
Wow. Qi Kung? [ Karate Yell ]
- Hey, listen. Listen, sugarbritches. - [ Laughing ]
- [ Lars ] The mud bath.! - Let`s go, Peenalop.
oh. [ Chuckles ]
#[ Continues, Repetitively ]
You asshole! Now you`re just trying to get laid.
- What do we do? - We can lose him in the jungle.
Look for me. I`ll be the cute chick behind the bar.
#Before you knew it the fun was over
[ Sobs ]
I don`t know, I haven`t seen him all night.
- 1 2:00 noon. - Holy shit, dude.
- I`m totally bake-ached. - Come on!
that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky britches.
Juan Castillo... went to jail...
I guess you just have one of those faces.
Yes, that`s all well and good, David.
- Coconut? - Yes, goddamn it! Yes!
Your cell phones won`t work here. There are no fax machines...
- Aaah.! - # Got tired oflivin`on land
- [ Yells ] - I--
You`ve manacled me to my deathbed, you Piccadilly whore!
Here comes Coconut Pete.!
- Come on, everybody.! - #La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala
You want to know what I did?
- That`s from one of your songs. - What the fuck you talkin` about? One of my songs?
# Tokey was lost in a maze all night
- [ Gasps ] Oh, my God! - Ah,yes.
It`s just Welkie, the Welcome Gorilla.
Excuse me?
Dear God in heaven.
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
[ Coconut Pete ] She`s in full bloom.
#But it ain`t on Earth It`s up there in heaven
It`s all right. It`s okay.
[ Laughs ]
[ Howling Laughter ]
- [ Sobs ] - [Juan ] oh.! oh, my God.!
Hey, I figured it out. I know where those lines on the board came from.
- That is so cheebah! - [ Chanting ]
# Crab legs, crab legs Rah, rah, rah #
- Wow. - [ Chuckling ]
Darlin`, I think you`re referrin` to my song Pina Coladaburg.``
Oh, you're dead, fucker! You little blue oval prick!
[ Chuckling ]
- [ Moans ] - The Heaven Point.
- [ Laughs ] - [Jenny ] Sam, why are you doing this?
Oh, you know, I forgot.
- [ Yells ] - [ Screams ]
Maybe. Maybe not.
- [ Roars ] - [ Screams ]
- What? What was me? - Step back, Putman!
All-night raving, pill-popping little son of a bitch.!
# That everybody`s lookin`
Yeah, fiesta time.! Are you ready to party?
No one ever suspects the fun police
And then Amy Aerobics died, and so she`s the new number one chick, dude.
- [ Ferocious Yell ] - [ Penelope Screaming ]
#So the three amigos took an undersea trip
- [ Gasps ] - What the hell?
[ Screams ]