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So childish.
♪ And now I've met Miss Jones ♪
stop talking total nonsense to strangers.
Ah, Natasha.
Right. No pressure, Bridge...
♪ Say it again ♪
Yes, of course. I'll be right there.
Mark!
Resolution number one... ohh...
I just close my eyes and listen...
Look, I'm going to arrange a lovely car...
♪ Whoo ♪
That's not a good enough offer for me.
If walking past office
Huh.
Who can be calling now?
Now, nice firm grip.
TOM: Stop being so bossy.
On a Sunday?
"The Greatest Book of Our Time."
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I do realize what I'm like sometimes.
Oh.
A very, very foolish mistake. Forgive me.
No, it was the other way around...my wife, my heart!
of messaging medium into flirting with office scoundrel.
oh, God.
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ It's OK ♪
Can’t live
Once again, I found myself on my own...
Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor absent.
fuck me.
I mean...
Um... keep yourself busy. Read something.
♪ We were never meant to be ♪
Oh, shit.
and...
Bridget Jones... already a legend.
♪ Someone like you ♪
FITZHERBERT: Thank you, Brenda.
surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment.
THE DRAMATICS SINGING: ♪ Mrs. ♪
[Laughs]
♪ I feel surrounded, confounded ♪
Here’s hoping There is a very bad man between your thighs
isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Will put a stop to flirting... first thing tomorrow.
Next night?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
looking for the moment to commit and finding it really hard.
ANDY WILLIAMS SINGING: ♪ I need you, baby ♪
Wanker.
OK, circulate, oozing intelligence.
Suggest management sick, not skirt!
I have an idea. Let me finish this...
BRIDGET'S INNER VOICE: [Whispering] Tits Pervert.
I give up. I give up.
I'm 36years old. It may be my last chance to have a child.
♪ Oh, ho ♪
Possibly the worst book ever published.
to tell you that the Tarts and Vicars concept...
I'm having dinner with Magda and Jeremy.
Uh... do you know...
It's really... really very good.
not to see my favourite reindeer jumper again...
perhaps, despite appearances...
to take your skirt out for dinner...
Happy birthday to you
It didn’t work out with Daniel Cleaver?
COME THE FUCK ON, BRIDGET
Apparently, I used to run 'round naked...
Did I really run round your lawn naked?
What happens at the office?
Doilies, Pam? Hello, Bridget.
Natasha.
both political and ecological.
Now, then, Miss Jones, where does this go?
I'm sorry, Bridge. I know I'm being a prat.
Hi.
Done what?
Yes. Yes, I am.
and left him broken hearted.
That's a matter of principle.
Uhh.
Oi!
Wanna some gherkins?
[Sighs]
I have, Father. I have.
Great. Come on up.
Well, she loves you, really.
Right, everyone. This is Bridget.
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And you really are...
How interesting.
You give the impression of being all moral and noble But you are one fucked-up freak!!!
Did you fancy Kafir the first time that you saw him?
it's such a terrible pity...
Oh, no. You're not going to sing.
Under the mini gherkins.
Fuck me, that hurt!
I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you...
["Peter Gunn" continues playing]
I am so sorry.
I'm wearing something quite similar myself.
Spenny
I've been asking myself the same question.
and then go straight into the interview.
Oh.
The F.R. Leavis...
[Sighs]
BRIDGET: Mr. Fitzherbert... Tits Pervert, more like.
[Door opens]
Hurry up, Bridge!
Yes, certainly.
to any of the following...
- More vodka? - No.
Uh, no, no.
and make them into what we call a book, Jones.
Happy New Year, Mr. Fitzherbert.
Not. [Laughter]
it has something to do with confidence and being so...
I've got no life at all.
♪ She was just Miss Jones ♪
ALL: To Bridget...
with the other girls at school...
You staying at your parents' for New Year?