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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and I haven't actually got anything of my own.
Sorry.
Well, what about Lara?
"There was a young woman from Ealing...
there are stupid things your mum buys you.
And, well, I don't think they'll mind...
[Laughter]
OK.
RICHARD: Neville, what the fuck is going on?
If he didn't leap over the family heirlooms...
♪ Oh ♪
DANIEL: Hey, Darce, come on in!
♪ Miss Jones and I ♪
in genuine diamante with two pairs in lapis lazuli...
♪ I'm every woman ♪
Good afternoon.
Mmm. And they want me to start straightaway.
Add a lovely sense of occasion.
TOM: Stop being so bossy.
Well, I just think you should know that, um...
So.
It's been very hard.
but at least I got a hell of a lot of work done.
Listen, I am feeling really bad, actually.
BRIDGET: Aah! No!
[New song begins]
well, you know...
♪ Catch my self ♪
It's a real fight!
Well... better dash.
I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss.
I'm going to fire her bony little bottom anyway...
got to go i've got another party to go to
a strange creature from the time...
by 11:00.
Huh. What an idiot.
Thank you.
MARK: No, but blue is good.
♪ Out of reach ♪
- Evening, Kenneth. - Good evening, Daniel.
the whole truth.
You see, it's a publishing house.
And, well, the jewellery is fabulous...
By the way, the Darcys are here. They brought Mark with them.
[Crowd yells]
♪ Keepin' busy ♪
This is only a temporary glitch.
BRIDGET: Ah, Perpetua.
[Bridget opens door]
Bridget Jones.
Well, apart from being very disappointed...
♪ And all at once ♪
Well, almost nothing.
[Laughs weakly]
didn't get the message, either.
Was that... F.R. Leavis?
Television?
I should've guessed, shouldn't I?
No, it was the other way around...
What for, indeed.
I mean, I meant it...
It's like a whole theory of short fiction...
I couldn't give a fuck, Jones.
mike's not... work... working. Ahem.
What shall we call the new redress scheme?
If you spent the entire party flirting with other women...
Why was Mark "Wanker" Darcy here?
with or without a fireman's pole.
you're expected to give at least six weeks notice.
GEOFFREY: Bop, bop.
Is some people's opinion of Kafka...
Draco Malfoy is a free man now cleared free of any bullying and witchcraft practised at Hogwarts. As for me well I'm glad you learnt Expecto Patronum.
I'm thinking fireman's helmet.
Mmm. Eat up.
rethink the length of your sideburns.
FATHER: So I ask you now...
ARTFUL DODGER SINGING: ♪ I feel surrounded, confounded ♪
Not that fantastic, sadly, no, but still pretty good.
Night, night.
Does nothing work outside of London?
and of the novella, you know?
BRIDGET: Ah, here we go.
Still no fellow, then, eh? I don't know.
Get back up those stairs, young lady.
String, string, string.
that my mother had given me the day before.
I don't know what you ever saw in him.
Daniel's boss who stares freely at my breasts...
Right.
I really am sorry.
I'm still looking for something...
give me just a minute.
GERI HALLIWELL SINGING: ♪ It's raining men ♪
Well...
VOICE: You have no messages.
MRS. DARCY: Apparently...
can only say that it has failed parlously.
and fanny around with press releases.
in any little boats and read poncey poetry to each other.
You career girls. Can't put it off forever.
Aah!
BRIDGET: November9. Weight... 138pounds.
Is that Cleaver chap still as cute as ever?
You used to play in his paddling pool.
I have two choices...
Does nothing work outside of London?
- SHAZZER: Ohh. - Oh, you love it.
something which makes us go that extra mile.
All right. Well, that’s a shame. I just, uh...
Hi, Uncle Geoffrey. Ha ha.
DANIEL: Bridget.
Where the fuck is the fucking tuna
[Bang] Oh, bollocks.
Christ, is that blue soup?
Tsk. [Sighs]
I'll go.
and...
COSMO: You really ought to hurry up...
Didn't know you were coming.
TOM: Are you joining us?
JULIE LONDON SINGING: ♪ You are all long for ♪
in 1993 by Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Kent.
but if staying here...
Come and look at your gravy, Pam.
DANIEL: All right, all right, all right.
BRIDGET: That'll be my taxi.
I was being ironic.
[Clock chimes]
BRIDGET: Bollocks!
Fight!
[Laughter]
♪ So far ♪
and therefore thinks she's in charge of me.
with Lara and me...
And he's perfect.
Um...
♪ All by myself ♪
Ooh.
I made the somewhat catastrophic mistake...
Enough.
uh, congealed green gunge.
but they just can't seem to hold down a chap.
ROSEY SINGING: ♪ Oh, love ♪
Well, I've realized that I've become deeply committed...