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washing his clothes, bringing up his children.
was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt...
Hello.
Thank you, Daniel. That is very good to know...
So, you drop into shot...
All right.
BRIDGET: Daily call from Jude. Best friend.
Like all normal people.
BRIDGET: Oh, well, here we go.
but I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant.
NATASHA: So how autobiographical...
Oh, fuck.
[Laughs]
DANIEL: No. The meeting's first thing tomorrow.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, all right?
Well, um, then...
So I've got to leave in about, ooh, three minutes...
[Doorbell buzzes]
BRIDGET: I just have something that I want to say.
Just give me a moment, all right? Just...
Oh, right.
I realized I'd forgotten something back home.
that, um...
We have a wedding this weekend.
that would've been tantamount to a death sentence.
Thank you.
Oh.
Whoo!
Uh...
at "Sit Up, Britain"...
I'm sorry?
She means STROUD
Hey, Bridge, how's your love life?
[Laughs]
♪ Let it in ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
and had various local radio bits for...
♪ I was stupid ♪
Oh, God. They're going to be here any minute.
Enough.
More than nice.
Your mother's pretty interesting.
♪ Any time you feel danger... ♪
Mark, why did your wife leave you?
Oh, for Christ's sakes.
just full sex.
I think it's time you and I put this past behind us.
to try to make me feel like a complete idiot...
BRIDGET, DRUNK, SINGING: Ohhh
And here to introduce it, ha...
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
I know that.
NARRATOR: The male penetrates the female and leaves.
Don’t worry. You're not the only one.
You used to be mad about me.
♪ Ooh ♪
It's positively Vonnegut-esque.
Today is the decision.
How's it look?
I'm going mad.
It's Vile Richard.
Oh, just sod off.
and tell me more about practicing French-kissing...
yeah, well.
COSMO: Seriously, though.
with Penny Husbands-Bosworth, poor thing.
Have you got a boyfriend? A real one?
with a very bad man between her thighs.
such a great legal brain.
BRIDGET: My mum...
kiss you good-bye. Do you mind?
NATASHA: Mark, your father wants to begin A.S.A.P.
I really, really wanted to see a friendly face.
Našla si dečka? Pravog? Da, tata
Um, knew him from Cambridge.
Anyway, at least.
Winkie at Carrie's House on Shower Day!
Well, um...
[Elevator bell dings]
Where are all the other tarts and vicars?
Oh, Jesus.
Yes, that’s right.
DANIEL: Outside?
Just a top person really A unicorn!
What does Bridget Jones call someone who study traveling ionospheric disturbances? TIDs-pervert
BRIDGET: Ohh. Daniel.
♪ Anymore ♪
You know, his Japanese wife left him on Christmas Day.
A A
But I see I may have come at a bad time.
HOST: Hello and welcome to "Sit Up, Britain."
your... your chair is on my wife's coat.
DIANA ROSS SINGING: ♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
[Laughter]
Shut up Agata I am very busy and important
yours aren’t bad, either.
Bridge, this is Hugo and Jane.
to London after the party, OK?
um, a long-term relationship, is it?
Cruel race.
Total scoundrel, apparently.
Oh, and...
I begged him not to say anything.
Poor little skirt.
given your past behaviour.
Dear Winter:
Well, anyway, I'm not having it. And I've been talent spotted.
I think he was actually trying to flirt...
Where the fuck is the fucking tuna?
WOMAN: Ahem.
♪ Can’t take my eyes off of you ♪
No. Not once.
Mr...
I don't understand it.
and get sprugged up, you know, old girl?
Right. You asked for it.
I think I can say with total confidence absolutely not.
Fitzherbert, uh...
Anyway, fuck him. Listen, don't let him ruin our evening.
Or two people called Kafir Aghani and Eleanor Heaney.
House Republicans Every sain person
Third drawer from the top, Una.
In fact, stop talking, full stop.