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Jerry.
People!
Nope.
Because I like being a teacher.
Hey, I want to be a stand-up.
I don't know, Jerry, but I guarantee it doesn't matter what it is.
Who would pay you to do a job like that?
There's a job waiting for you down the block from your house that doesn't require a thought in your head or a hope in your heart.
Nope.
You don't see me prancing off to be a rock star, do you?
Did a lot of time.
Okay.
Hey, why don't you paint me while I talk?
I'm going to attach these electrodes to your face.
Why don't you sell that fake mustache?
And as a result, Principal Blackman, I'd like to regretfully tender my resignation.
Doesn't matter what it is.
I'm off to follow my dreams, Jerry.
I'd like to thank Dr. Williams for helping you gas.
See your dreams in action in our career simulator.
That's it, Orlando.
Think I have a chance?
Mr. Jelly!
Let me welcome you to the kickoff of Flatpoint's career week.
Fruit.
Okay.
Who cares?
Well, dismissed.
Through our robots of the future, you'll experience first-hand what it's actually like to be... a banker.
Open it.
Wait, I've done that.