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so we're not going to the wedding.
I'm telling you, in Steve Harvey's book,
Okay, okay, you guys are outta here.
What are you scared of, the conga line?
- (SHOUTING) - BLAKE: Here it comes again!
"my grandson, Adam DeMamp, would like
by a girl named Brooklyn.
- I finished first. - I'm sorry.
But, dude, we got you a filthy stripper that's like also hot
I will go to that wedding with you.
- Stop! - Last night, I got a lap job,
(STAMMERING) Nah. Hell, no!
Of course I'm in love with her,
Hum it in right here. Dart me down, my brother.
- You guys gotta go. - Get 'em outta here!
as of late, but I hope your daughter changes that.
You guys just don't want to see me happy!
Morning.
Ho ho ho ho!
A rich person's wedding, like, come on, man.
- That's cool. - Let's do it.
- Hey, what time is it? - It's 10:00 am.
because normally women aren't funny,
- Stop talking. - No, Daddy, Daddy.
- Three! - You know what, on second thought...
- That's funny. - Yeah.
When am I gonna get paid?
because she was so happy for those two years.
I truly don't even know what a gauntlet is,
Hey, to Single Adam!
My dad wasn't even pissed. Hey...
for two years.
I'm not... I was not jacking off.
and for a woman, too.
Oh, yeah, and then he could have a cool Professor X wheelchair.
Getting a lapper from her, all those other lappers.
And what are darts but wing-ed needles?
Now, I know you're sick of hearing it,
you could throw out the... Garter belt?
and so I picked a guy, and this is my guy.
BLAKE: Nope. (LAUGHING)
We seriously looked into getting a Gravitron,
Ah... He just said hell.
about why you should go to this wedding...
Like so many lappers.
- She picked me! - Get over here.