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Something just never sat right with me that second time around.
Hey, wait a minute !
Hey, try not to blow any fuses on your way through the parking lot!
- No, I'm serious. - Oh, my God !
<MUSIC> it's making me sick <MUSIC><MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Never want to be a haystack <MUSIC>
when you're done with that and l get off work ?
I just talked to her on Monday. We still hang out on weekends.
The key word here is ""talk,"" Dante.
-covid merchant! -covid merchant!
- Like you're any better ? - l can whip your ass any day, pal.
<MUSIC> I'm guessin' I'll just keep on guessin' <MUSIC>
- Well, what about these two ? - They suck.
I can't make changes in my life Like that. lf l could, l would.
Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to check on her.
I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag.
how you could romanticize your relationship with Caitlin.
- Typically male point of view. - How do you figure ?
You will be missed Screw you! I’m going home
They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks.
- The ostrich syndrome: If you don't see it-- - it isn't there. Yes.
- How you doing ? Just the soda ? - No, and a pack of cigarettes.
Oh, please. I'm surprised l didn't kill you.
That's what high school was about: algebra, bad lunch and infidelity.
You came for that too ? That's the movie l came for.
-Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? -Exactly. They drank it all.
- l just told you. - There's more to this, isn't there ?
I hate it when I can't rent videos!
Noise, noise, noise Smokin' weed, smokin' weed
- Yeah, shit or get off the pot. - What are you talking about ?
""Space alien revealed as head of Time-Warner.
All right. You want me to bring the VCR over so we can watch this ?
what are we doin' workin' here ?
""sell me something that will stink up my breath and clothes,
Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
That’s fucked up man…..
What’s up, sluts?
I'd like to place an order.
You know who l can do without ? The people in the video store.
Here, now l am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum.
- She in here ? - This guy's going through all the eggs.
-Didn't l see her change your tire once? -Hey, l jacked up the car.
We both eat Chinese.
You will be missed.
She's finishing college and about to enter the real world. That's scary for anyone.
The New Jersey Division of Taxation called the Board of Health...
Oh, l love a macho facade. It is such a turn-on.
I can't say for certain until we get him back to the lab, but my guess is...
Hey, Trump, try not to get indicted on the way through the parking lot !
- Like it's that easy. - it is. You just up and quit.
-Olaf, what part of Russia are you from? -Moscow.
All right, asshole. You're on.
Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning.
Put it Where it Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning,
this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking gamers
- Give me another ball. - There are no more.
Thanks.
- You know what the real problem here is ? - l was born ?
Practically everybody does it right on the window.
Fucking Nazi
Bitch, Bitch, bitch
The only people on board were Storm Troopers, dignitaries, lmperialists.
<MUSIC> I'm outta here <MUSIC>
- Is he staying here ? - Nah, he's moving to the big city this week.
- You know. - What, your dick ?
Like what ?
I-Look. l don't know thing one about chicks.
- [ Door Closes ] - l can't fucking believe you.
Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that ?
I told her that. She said she didn't need any.
- Can we not talk about this ? - Fine by me.
Yeah, hello, Sanford. Dante.
I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
No tone either. You don't get enough exercise.
I'm going to offer you some advice, my friend. Let the past be the past.
<MUSIC> Suddenly everyone loved to hear him play his songs <MUSIC>
You'll be missed.
- l don't know. - I'd say about 60, 70, tops.
I wanted to use your car. Snack cake.
I'm not dealing. What're you talking about ?
[ Dante ] L Can Pass ! - How About Covering The Point ? Man, You Suck !
Hockey is hockey. At least we got to play.
Hey, try not to babg any trash cabs on the way through the bases!
of why l came all the way here from Ohio--
- l think I've been on that one before. - Do you have a better suggestion ?
Well, I'll try to manage.
- You'll sleep with anything that says yes. - Animal, mineral or vegetable.
- i don't watch movies.
<MUSIC> Would you like to suck my cock, berserker <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Are you sure ? Maybe there's a vindictive printer working for you.
Sometimes l think the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable.
Here, now l am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum.
You're Dante Hicks ? Oh, my God. I didn't even recognize you.
This is where you're heading.
- 37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! - in a row ?
You still didn't have to choke me.
You're closed.
I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics.
He asked me for it.
And l should break the disengagement news to my mother,
<MUSIC> it's a good excuse to celebrate <MUSIC>
- You weren't paying any attention. - No, l wasn't.
- <MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC> - Shit !
He didn't say a word. He didn't have to.
- He's not invited. - He's your fiancé.
Sure. How 'bout the beach ?
You hate people! -But l love gatherings! Isn't it ironic?
- Call the police. - Why ? - No, don't !
She was supposed to meet Brad in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one.
Do we have to actually throw hard-earned dollars down on the counter...
I'm glad you calmed down a bit. Hi, Randal.
Vermont ?
It's called snowballing.
- I'm not taking you to this funeral. - I'm going with you.
I convert this lead, I'll convert that lead. I'll convert anything that moves!
your ruse your cunning use of the uss donald cook to trick me
- Basically. - So when they blew it up, no problem. Evil's punished.
Make sure he gets that.
37, My SPX sucked 37 Dicks in a row?
My Current Sitch.....
Happy Birthday! Time to kick back, drink shome beers, and shmoke some weed
Now it's time to head over to Atlantic, drink some beers,
Actually, l once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.
- You ! - No, who are the three, besides me.
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
- Shut the hell up. - l swear.
Yes, I'd like to check on a misprint in today's edition.
The number's 812. My name's Wynarski. I wanted a movie tonight.
One Day I Will Ask for a return Favor, Capeesh? Merchant OF Death, We release You!