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[ Jay ] Come on, limp dick !
<MUSIC> Just in case you feel led astray, hell, yeah <MUSIC>
Hey try not to have any birthdays on your way through the parking lot!
Here, let me refund your money and we'll call if even, all right ?
- What are you talkin' about ? - An angry mother called the state division of taxation...
"But You're Living In Denial And Suppressing Rage, Motherfucker."
So, you still talk to Silvan ?
Meanwhile, at Fark....
Is he talking about making crack?
-Would you just go open the video store? -Yeah, you cock-smokin' clerk.
<MUSIC> How l feel <MUSIC>
- Living proof. - l thought you never sold cigarettes to kids.
Don't take this the wrong way, but, uh, l used to fuck her.
- What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker ? - l have a responsibility here.
- You're Rick Daress ? - Yeah.
<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]
which would give me no reason to work.
- And he got cancer from chewing fluorescent bulb glass ? - Nah.
You push fuckin' buttons. Anybody could waltz in here and do our jobs.
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
37 dicks! Paul Bradley's sucked 37 dicks! In a row?
Well, Randal Graves,
this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers or lazy/uninterested/unhelpful techs
That's when the girl found him. [ Sniffing ]
- Pull my laces tighter, man. - I've got to tell you, my friend,
Hell of a game.
Do you know how much the average jizz mopper makes?
pull yourself out of this senseless funk that you've been in...
Empire had the better ending.
Jay - YEEEEEAAAH!!!!
- I'm going to miss the fucking game ! - Because you buckled.
Yeah, right. Who was it, then ? Randal ?
This has been going on for 20 minutes now.
I brought the orange one and... the orange one.
- Yeah. - You, uh, say Caitlin Bree ?
Oh, Jesus. You're so caustic.
[ Chuckling ] Stings a little.
I don't know if you know this, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Skrawnig
Veronica !
Wanna come to this party tonight ? There's gonna be some pussy there.
I saw her rubbin' your back, fuckin' comes and brings your food.
He went home to change for the big date.
Then my mother told the paper we were engaged.
within a three-mile radius with their lasers.
<MUSIC> How l feel <MUSIC>
- but what are you talking about ? - The ending of Return Of The Jedi.
You know, the insides of those has got stuff that can give you cancer.
- [ Girl Laughing ] - What's up, baby ? What's up, sluts ?
is regarded as disorderly.
I'll never come in here again.
Please, Veronica, at this point, the last thing l need is a lecture.
I'll throw this out as a precautionary measure.
- They build another Death Star, right ? - Yeah.
And I'm gonna play like shit because I didn't have a good night's sleep.
- I'm gonna grab a Gatorade. - lf you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's gonna grab one.
You haven't said anything for, like, 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem ?
Try not to open a new Patis on your way to the parking lot!
- I'm sorry. - See ? There you go again.
- Please calm down. - How many ?
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks In a row?
Th--
Not this one. Maybe the one you got underneath this one.
- You should shit or get off the pot. - l should shit or get off the pot.
- You know what really pisses me off ? - That I'm right about your buckling ?
- Yeah, number six. - You've had sex with a dead person.
'Cause somebody's telling it like it is, giving these fine people a wake-up call?
Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple.
I put her back in it. it's not like it matters if she breaks something.
My friend is trying to convince me that independent contractors working on the Death Star...
so much more important than it really is.
It's that mentality that allows the cancer-producing industry to thrive.
One of the magazines you got in the back behind the counter.
Bye. Take it easy.
I had to knock you down from that cloud you were floating on.
Happy Birthday Time to kick back, drink shome beersh, and shmoke some week
Say, uh, what kind of toilet paper you got back there ?
Han Gets Frozen, Taken Away By Boba Fett. It Ends On Such A Down Note.
Buncha savages in this town
And when she dumps you again-- and l promise you, she will--
I think that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody.
Nah, man, don't let it bother you. That was a long time ago.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll go to Big Choice Video instead.
I can never reach
That's what you're doing now by paying for this so-called privilege to smoke !
She thought it was me.
He speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do.
Well, uh, that depends. You got maybe a toilet in here ?
- Let me borrow your car. - l don't want to talk to you.
There was something else going on in Jedi. I never noticed it 'til today.
A roofer listens to this, not his wallet.
- Were you working here about 4:00 ? - Yes.
Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?
Who's asking ? I don't want to marry you.
I don't know if sorry can make up for it.
<MUSIC> I know you know I'll tell ya <MUSIC>
Walk On The Boardwalk, Then Get Naked Somewhere"" kind of private date ?
- He's right. As if we're going to have a run on Gatorade. - Fuckin' A.
Come on. Get him, get him !
<MUSIC> Take a number, knock on wood <MUSIC>
Including you ? Yes.
As such, we have certain obligations that, although they may seem cruel and unusual,
Oh, look at you. ""l don't hang out with drug dealers.""
37! My girlfriend ran 37 miles! In a row?
I’ll assess all I want, pal!
I thought you just said you went to play hockey and then went to a funeral.
Why did you tell Veronica that l was gonna dump her to go back with Caitlin ?
36? In a row?!
I like the way you think.
It's cheaper than cigarettes, and it certainly beats this.
I don't appreciate your ruse ma'am, Your cunning attempt to trick me.
If l had to work here all day, I'd be bloated and out of shape too.
Shit or get off the pot
Work instead of Curveball
That's his fucking metal face. Olaf, girl nice ?
- She didn't even know I was at the party. - Oh, my God.
We got what, 12 minutes of a game and it's over ? Fuck !
What you want, Grizzly Adams ?
<MUSIC> And I'm lookin' for a way to get outta here <MUSIC>
It's like in order to join they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.