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You, Veronica, Caitlin and Caitlin's fiancé.
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
and he insisted that l wear the ring anyway.
-You hate people ! -But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
So, how much is this thing anyway ?
<MUSIC> Take it anywhere l know Well, l promise you <MUSIC>
- Well, l know she does a lot for you. - She's my girlfriend.
Cancer merchant!
You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic,
my executive branch has received 37 injunctions from federal courts! In a row?
<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC>
As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself.
I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money.
- What part of Russia ? - l don't know. Do l look Like his fuckin' biographer ?
No, l don't work today.
I'm a disturbance ? You're the disturbance, pal.
THAT’S BEAUTIFUL MAN
Jesus, you got a one-track mind. It's always Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin.
<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>
THAT WAS SNOWBALL. WHY DO YOU CALL HIM THAT?
- Do you sell video tapes ? - Yeah. What are you looking for ?
Well, everything happened so quickly, I guess l forgot he was back there.
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't wanna go out with me again...
- What the fuck did you do that for ? - Two reasons.
I'm a curious party
Okay. I'm sorry about that.
- l think it's coming ! - [ Falls On Floor ]
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks In a row?
It's gonna knock the hell out of my hemorrhoids.
Every time l kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.
<MUSIC> And I'm stuck in here <MUSIC>
[scoffs] Dick.
or tobacco-related products, to persons under the age of 18,
What do you mean there is no updated Minion? I gotta play dis game like a rube or sumptin?
Fucking dickhead.
[ Sighs ] Well, have you heard anything about either one of them ?
19 dicks! Flobbo sucked 19 dicks! In a row?
- I've been here since 11:00. - l hate it when l can't rent videos !
Damn, that's eerie.
<MUSIC> Here comes Randal <MUSIC>
One, l hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.
- I'm going to class. - Oh, my God.
- Caitlin's on the same wavelength ? - it's safe to say yes.
- l feel nauseous. - Are you sure there was someone back there ?
- Five hundred dollars. - You're bullshittin'.
Hey! Try not to join any more fantasy leagues on your way through the parking lot!
Yup. Oh, wait a minute. What was that called again ?
Wow. He really made it! Yeah, but at what a price.
<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>
- But you were ! - No, l wasn't ! Not really.
and l believe I'm the impetus behind your refusal to wed.
- I'm as puzzled as you. - I've actually seen it before.
God, that was so great !
A paper or something ?
- Is that what you're getting at ? - Exactly.
- Lower your voice. - What is that-- ""Something like 36"" ?
I'm playing hockey at 2:00.
Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya.
OH, INTERESTING.
I deal with every backward-assed fuck on the planet.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll use the free service instead.
Why don't you vent ? Vent your frustrations. Who pisses you off ?
I give him five more minutes. After that, I'm calling the cops.
sneaking around behind your back !
Mom freaked out.
- lf you go, l go. - She meant nothing to you !
Forget it. l don't wanna deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to four-year-olds.
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
- Smell won't come off. - [ Door Opens ]
You know I'm your hero.
So where you been, man ? Still going to Seton Hall ?
Let me in !
- <MUSIC> Ooh-hoo <MUSIC><MUSIC> - Thanks. Have a good one.
- I'm happy. - You're happy to get a fine ?
- What did he say ? - He said at least he wasn't 36.
All right, here we go. I got it.
Uh, yeah. Back behind the oil. How long you staying ?
Now, renting videos, that's gratuitous, not to mention illogical,
COME ON, BERSERKER, GIRLS THINK SEXY
- Three. - Three ?
Why did you suck their dick ? Why couldn't you sleep with them Like any other decent person ?
- You tell Veronica ? - One fight a day with Veronica is all l can stomach, thanks.
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ? - One night only. She's buried in the morning.
Don't give the controllee to his kids h
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
- Has it occurred to you that l might be bereaved as well ? - You hardly knew her.
. .
by a koala-fish mutant bird.""
I work in a shitty video store, badly as well.
<MUSIC> He's a Berserker <MUSIC>
Hey, try not to get convicted on your way to the parking lot
What about Caitlin ?
and say, ""Please, Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,
Five hundred bucks ? For what ?
Exactly.
I like the cartoons. They make me laugh.
but they don't all bring ya Lasagna at work.
I hope it feels so good to be right
- Am l sure about what ? - Are you sure ?
- A few ? - One of those guys was you. The last one, l might add.
<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Muzak ]
- You're not really getting married ? - [ Scoffs ]
Uh, I don’t know… 3? 37!?! I’m 37!?!
- Yeah, to talk to you. - Which means the video store is ostensibly closed !
No, everything's spelled fine.
Berserker. Girls think sexy.
- Hell of a day. - To say the least.
Denise looking at JC date codes
- Can you fucking believe this ? - He didn't mention that to you this morning ?
You know, that article's accurate. Caitlin really is getting married.
I want to go to a good video store so l can get a good movie.
I'm an ex-boyfriend, and, well,
<MUSIC> You'll all be replaced <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Men Alone II: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips,
Watch the store while l go home and change ?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious 12 ?
- Be there ? - Making a male climax isn't at all challenging.
- I'll give you a call, let you know. - All right.
<MUSIC> I know you know l want to know <MUSIC>
Today's edition.
Try not to suck any dick On your way through the parking lot
Definitely
No, it's never too late.
Well, l didn't just fuck myself ! Jesus Christ !
- [ Redding ] Dante had the balls. - Nobody has another ball ?
What happened to the walk and the nakedness ?
How flattering.
Come on, Berserker, girls think sexy
- Sure. - Good.
Theoretically, people see money on the counter, no one around,
They were called Nazis!
I don't know. She was senile. She used to fuckin' piss herself all the time...