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Well, kind of. Sort of.
<MUSIC> And I'm lookin' for a cure 'cause I'm bored to tears <MUSIC>
Shut up a second and I'll tell you. Jesus !
- Make 'em change. - l can't, all right ?
No, I'm sayin' if you're gonna be insubordinate, might as well go the full nine,
No, l-I'll be all right.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Blasphemy.
So, you're a Chewlies Gum Representative? Stirring up anti-caff sentiment to boost sales?
- You know him ? - Yeah.
you've sold cigarettes while working here.
""Done And Ready Home improvements.""
[ Man On Video ] I said stop.
If your job was as meaningless as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?
-You know what l just watched ? -Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?
Who was on your phone this morning, like, 2:30 ?
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
59/59 shark
I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what l was saying.
- Then how come you got the fine ? - 'Cause I'm here.
[ Yelling Continues ]
You oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of easily led automatons.
- Got hit by a bus. - Oh. Can l help you ?
[ Bed Squeaking, People Moaning On Video ]
I want you to come with me on Monday.
- Silvan can be talked into anything. - Why do you say that ?
Then quit. You should be going to school anyway.
Who closed the store to play hockey ? Who closed the store to go to a wake ?
Have some chips. You'll feel better.
In light of this lurid tale, I don't see...
- You going to lock the store ? - l don't know. You're going to lock the video store ?
torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.
to let me know that the announcement was in the paper.
What's up sluts?
Blasphemy
Those are my opinions based on the few women...
I love women !
It's what they install in your throat when cancer takes your voice box.
- Am l right or what ? - You're wrong !
working on my day off.
Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is ?
- What did he say ? - l don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
- Where ? - To school.
<MUSIC> You know that you are a shooting star <MUSIC>
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
I walked in the other day, that son of a bitch was sleeping.
- Cute cat. What's its name ? - Annoying customer.
- You're lyin'. - No, I'm not.
this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking gamers
<MUSIC> But l miss you smilin' <MUSIC>
I saw the announcement in today's paper.
- Uh... 37. - I'm 37 ?
Hey, try not to commit any felonies On the way through the parking lot
I wanna talk to you about something, and l don't wanna be disturbed.
Everybody in school knew about it. Even in my class.
<MUSIC> Close your eyes <MUSIC>
Me at work today
- it isn't like that ! - Damn right it isn't like that !
What do you mean there is no Minion update? You's mean I gotta play this game like a normal rube?
Fucking Nazis
While you two were dating. I drove a black Trans Am.
I see you sell the soft stuff back there.
Hey Bither
I've tried with you, Dante.
I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside.
Stop being an asshole. Someone's gotta watch the store.
Oi bruv
- What the hell are you doing here ? - The boss called. Arthur fell ill.
- l told him that, and he yelled at me. - What'd he say ?
Sounds to me like somebody needs to hit the gym.
You go into this booth, and there's this glass between you and these chicks.
Wait a second. You used to fuck Caitlin Bree while l was dating her ?
- [ Speaks Russian ] - That's fucked up, man.
I did understand !
Hold on. You feeling limber ?
- Yeah, that's right. - Friggin' Nazi.
These drafts would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking voters.
You hate the elite! But I love bucks. Isn't it ironic?
Pack of cigarettes. Hey, congratulations.
Point is, l can't play today. Neither can Randal. He's working too.
covid merchant! covid merchant!
Thanks for putting me in such a tough spot. You're a good friend.
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others
Now, making a woman come, therein lies a challenge.
CHO YANG CAN BE TALKED INTO ANYTHING, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
You sound like an asshole !
[ Sounds Stop ]
You know, there's a million fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
Biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry
- <MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC> - [ Tires Screeching ]
- Three, including you. - You only slept with three different people ?
CHO YANG MADE IT UP. IT'S A BLOW JOB THING.
I stopped by your house. Your mom told me you left, like, at 6:00 or something.
A little word of advice, my friend, sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go…
I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
You date Veronica because it's convenient and she's low maintenance.
get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.
- I'm not. She just left. - What'd she say ?
Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years.
<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>
You didn't have to choke me, you know.
that won't go bad for like a decade.
I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything l can do for you ?
You workin' tomorrow ?
- it was only a few times. - Then you pull that shit this morning,
I just closed last night.
I never tried it.
I don't watch movies.
Luan Loud, you're not allowed to rent here anymore
- What are you talking about ? - You've been talking to her on the phone for weeks !
You come in on your day off; you buckle like a belt.
He's right.
Hey! Hey you, get back here.
Hey, what're you, a fucking faggot ? I hate guys.
Thats's Fucked Up Man
Silvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.