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<MUSIC> Know the crowd is gonna sell their soul <MUSIC>
- You open ? - Yeah.
Hey try not to buy any kits on the way through the parking lot!
They never rent quality flicks.
No, l transferred into Monmouth this year. l was tired of missing him.
- You ever been in a nudie booth ? - Guess not.
Then you act all nonchalant about fucking 12 girls. I never had sex with 12 guys !
You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Oh, so we didn't just have sex in the bathroom ?
[ Yelling ]
- in high school, for God's sakes. You're 22. - Leave me alone !
- Return Of The Jedi. - Didn't you hear me ? Caitlin is really getting married.
The story goes like this: He proposed, I told him l had to think about it,
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year ?
But you hate people! -But love gatherings! Isn't it ironic?
You will be missed
- Seven months. - Chick's nuts about you.
Two packs of cigarettes.
At Least We're Stuck Here Together.
- Because l never tried to suck my own dick ? - No, because you won't admit to it.
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am
in which case, you're gonna lock up the store tonight.
Zues: Babe, I'm going out
- What's going on ? - I'm giving him his ring back.
- [ Child ] Happy Scrappy-- - She loves it. - Obviously.
Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts,
- Pack of cigarettes. - Are you sure ?
how many guys l slept with because you never even bothered to ask.
Don't give the controller to his kids they suck
Salsa shark.
Fuckin' a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree.
- Holy shit ! That girl ? - Yeah, as opposed to hundreds of other children...
The point is, I'm not the type of person...
What did he say ? - I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
- What did he say ? - i don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
- That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died. - How did he die ?
Good-bye, Dante !
PA goin pot??? Nice!!!
Insert somewhere close, preferably moist, thrust, repeat.
Oooh ! Liberal Navy SEALS !
- Great story, huh ? - That girl was vile to you.
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You will be missed.
Unless you're out renting video at other video stores.
You're stirring up anti-smoking sentiment to, what, sell more gum ?
I mean, that's what life is: a series of down endings.
""We were miraculously saved at the zero hour...
Hey, try not to diablerize anyone else on the way through the parking lot!
- Which one ? - Dental School.
- l can never reach. - Reach what ?
You're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you,
I'm not gonna miss what's probably gonna be the social event of the season
Does that include me ?
Ooh! Donald Trump trading cards?
Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part. That's just my theory.
Hey, Try not to commit any spillage on the way through the parking lot
Why don't you wrangle for me ?
[ Sighs ] These are the same two movies.
- All right, thanks. Bye. - Vermont ?
- Why'd you apologize ? - What ?
and shit herself.
You wanna grab a bite to eat or something...
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
You'll be missed
<MUSIC> I know you know l want to know <MUSIC>
What do you want me to say ? ""Yes, some of the things you're saying are true"" ?
- No, but you sucked enough dick ! - Yeah, l went down on a few guys.
I think the arguments Veronica and l are having are some kind of manifestation...
I'll bet they brought independent contractors in on that thing.
He really went to Vermont ? When the hell was someone going to tell me?
LIKE YOU SAID, CHO YANG SNOWBALLED HIM.
I don't know. Since l was about 13.
And he told you all of this ?
Tons of property. A simple re-shingling job.
I was just wondering if the article was a misprint.
TRY NOT TO GET ANY CONVICTIONS ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT
- Twelve. - You slept with 12 different girls ?
That's why you're jockeying a register in some fuckin' convenience store...
- Sir ? - What ?
- l will never come to this place again. - Excuse me ?
- You're a Chewlies gum representative ? - [ Man ] Chewlies ?
Maybe it should say, ""Caitlin Bray"" or ""Caitlin Bre"" with one ""E.""
34! In a row?!
- [ Scoffs ] No. - Come on. Just wrangle out the door.
I've got a hockey game at 2:00, and the steel shutters are jammed closed.
- Get out of here. - No, l kid you not.
He said it was important to have standards. He says no one has any pride anymore.
Meaning like, someone who asked her out once and got shot down,
CHO YANG? NO I SNOWBALLED HIM. YEAH, RIGHT.
Try not to be convicted of any felonies on your way through the parking lot!
You could've broken it to me gently.
How many dicks have you sucked? How many?
- But l only had sex with the guys l loved. - l feel sick.
I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer.
Hold on to the counter and I'll pull.
- The white kind. - l didn't ask about the color.
so l can pursue a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin.
Show some bedroom proficiency, you think you're gods.
Fucking' nazi
Are either one of these any good ?
that will probably get me ostracized from both school and home.
I'm more mature, you're more mature. You're finishing college.
You were saying ?
You know. And, like, we didn't kiss or talk or anything.
Like your cigarettes are doing now !
there you go again see you're just wasting your time. i'm sure courtney dosen't wanna enjoy it christine dosen't wanna enjoy it mariah dosen't either. the only who seems to be enjoying it is you. you might as well keep saying it. excuse me mariah do you want to go to beryl bonk? no beryl bonk. yup, just keep on saying you're going to marleen's office anyway.
<MUSIC> Hear what l say <MUSIC>
[ Crashing Sound, Woman Screaming ]
Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage motherfucker
That's beautiful, man.
Can l, uh, give you a lift somewhere ?
- Actually, it's kinda rough. - Oh, boy !
but l will return in a little while,
Party at John Kay's, senior year; I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom.
Yes !
- Ooh, can l watch ? - You can hold me down.
- it's lasagna. - Really ?
Buncha savages in this town.
- Yeah. - And you're Dante Hicks.
Would you like some making fuck, berserker
<MUSIC> I'll be glad to just feast on that pie crust <MUSIC>
That's fuckin' funny, man. Did he say, "making fuck"?
I went back there and Dante was already waiting for me.
- Perfect dozen ? - Each egg has to be perfect.
- What about Sing ? - Sang !