HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
A little word of advice: Sometimes you got to let those hard-to-reach chips go.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the !@#$%^& customers
- I'm not sad. - You're not ?
37! Foster had 37 birthdays! In a row?
I'll bet you 20 bucks you don't get to rent that tape.
If you're gonna drink that coffee, I think you oughta take it outside, huh?
hey! try not to catch any felonies on the way through the parking lot!
- You know him ? - No, but l know the behavior.
- Oh, how like her. - Then my mother called this morning...
- [ Sighs ] - What's that for ?
<MUSIC> I may never get what l want <MUSIC>
He broke his neck trying to Suck his own dick
You prefer drastic measures to rational ones.
Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. l call him ""Dad.""
to go back to college if l was with you.
I heard you apologize. Why ? You had every reason in the world to be mad.
And he's in Vermont ? I'm not even supposed to be here today !
-This one came out of a 60-year-old man. -Oh, God !
Han Gets Frozen, Taken Away By Boba Fett. It Ends On Such A Down Note.
Shit, yeah. Don't that motherfucker owe me ten bucks ?
What is it, worse ? You're pregnant with the Asian design major's child ?
- Used to put the cigarette in this and smoke that way. - Excuse me, but--
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off.
- You're kidding. - Nobody can figure it out.
They were called Nazis!
[ Dante ] L Can Pass ! - How About Covering The Point ? Man, You Suck !
Hey, any balls down there ?
If l wasn't such a fucking coward.
Three weeks ago, l was offered a job up in the hills. Beautiful house.
- it is not what you think. - Oh, it's not what l think.
How's your eye ?
- l knew this was a bad idea to close the store. - Listen to you.
- Are either one of these any good ? - l don't watch movies.
You, on the other hand, have been bitching all day.
a b
DONE RAN OFF THE FUCKN HOT RAILS YOU GOT 2 B FUCKN ED KIDDIN ME
Oh, hey, Caitlin ?
- Look who it is. The fuckin' human vacuum. - Scumbag, what are you doing ?
- and fry my lungs !"" - [ Dante ] Now, wait a second.
<MUSIC> No one sees what l see <MUSIC>
they'd love that.
- Dante, let it go ! - How many dicks have you sucked ?
<MUSIC> This song is the reason why I'm now going deaf <MUSIC><MUSIC>
Hey, You're Not Allowed To Rent Here Anymore !
See you later, handsome.
My legs are still shaking.
Because l did only have sex with three guys.
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do.
I can't play today. I'm stuck at work.
I COULD NEVER REACH
A little word of advice, my friend, sometimes you have to let those hard to reach chips go…
<MUSIC> Outta here, outta here <MUSIC>
I can get you on an aerobics/free weights program.
Maybe the Asian design major slipped her some opium.
Willam ?
Will wins gif of the day
This is different. This is important.
- Oh, my God ! - Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick ?
So, I'll see you when you close then. Can we go out for coffee ?
Would you please repair my truck Berserker
You're Alyssa's sister Heather ?
YOU SUCKED THAT GUY'S DICK? YEAH. HOW DO YOU THINK I KNEW
The due date is on the bottom. This summons cannot be contested in any court of law.
That guy's an asshole. Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight.
of a subconscious desire to break up with her,
I don't think so. That was a grunt.
a lot more manpower than the lmperial Army had to offer.
How you've been waiting until the time was right, and then you were going to dump me for her ?
Chick only made you nuts, man. She cheated on you how many times ?
as if somewhere beyond all the other gallons is a container of milk...
""Disturbed"" is more like it. ""Mildly disturbed,"" even.
Yeeeah!
[ Sighs ]
I don't want to get married now. I'm on the verge of graduation.
- Your mother ? - Alan Harris.
- Eight and a half. - Eight and a half ?
- Like he's some air traffic controller? - Actually, that's his night job.
In a Row?!
The guy got sick. He couldn't come in.
All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock,
You've highly offended me.
- Shut up with that shit. It ain't helping ! - Don't yell at me, pal.
- l wish you'd go back to school. - Stop. You're making my head hurt.
because they always pay for whatever they break, and they never bother anybody.
Twelve minutes is not a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up.
being that you work at a video store.
37. My band is playing 37 songs. 37?! In a row?
Failure to remit before the due date...
- You're spineless ! - Veronica, l love you !
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll grill some hotdogs instead.
No. l place the time of death about 3:20.
A guy makes a woman come, it's talent.
I left like an hour ago.
Get out of here !
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Stop it. - Bible truth.
A woman's intuition.
- You hope what feels good ? - l hope it feels so good to be right.
[ Dante ] Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Well, l guess it isn't customers in particular.
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
I like the way you think.
<MUSIC> Leaders and followers Leaders and followers <MUSIC><MUSIC>
I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years.
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.
GO ON, LET'S HEAR IT.
- What ? There's no fat on my body. - No fat !
UH... 37? I'M 37? NO, ACTUALLY RETOOCS57 IS 37.
No time for love, Dr. Jones.
You're just gonna close the store like that ?
Hey! Try not to get any more felonies on your way to the parking lot!
A little taller than her ? Gorgeous body ?
You ever been in a nudie booth? Guess not...
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
The fine is doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.
at which time, yes, l would love to go for dinner and a movie with you.
That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
57! BPD has 57 dicks! in a row?
For violation of New Jersey Statute, Section 2A, Number 170/51.
Last Jedi. Blasphemy
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
After that, I'm gone. The boss comes in.